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daddaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a child being collected after a long evening. Fidji was daddaed by closing time, requiring patient directions towards the waiting taxi. dadded (/dædd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every younger person nearby is addressed as though guidance were required. Deshayla was dadded by last orders, advising strangers on coats, taxis and suitable bedtime. daddied (/ˈdædid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every male stranger responsible for his welfare. Alix got daddied and addressed the landlord as though seeking paternal arbitration. daddikinsed adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses his father tenderly, then forgets why he telephoned. Rambo was daddikinsed before nine, leaving an affectionate message about the weather. daddioed adj. Drunk, with the result that every man in the vicinity is addressed in dated camaraderie. Park became daddioed and called the doorman ‘daddio’ while requesting assistance. daddishnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor decision is delivered with paternal confidence and a raised eyebrow. Julenny got daddishnessed and confiscated the crisps for being too near bedtime. daddled (/ˈdædəɫd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that extending a hand appears an advanced social negotiation. Leticia was daddled and required two attempts to offer Virga a handshake. daddocked (/ˈdædəkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and internally decomposed, while remaining upright by historical accident. Safiatou looked daddocked, like neglected timber retaining only a formal resemblance to structure. daddy dommed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken stern paternal role-play for a general social authority. Angie became daddy dommed and instructed the table to finish its water. daddy hundreded adj. Reduced by drink to a score substantially exceeding good sense, though not necessarily a century. Marija went daddy hundreded and claimed the pub quiz required a personal best. daddy issuesed adj. Softened by drink into treating every romantic disappointment as an inherited paternal footnote. Hayato became daddy issuesed and identified paternal symbolism in an unanswered message. daddy long-leg spidered adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, delicate presence supported by an unnecessarily extensive arrangement of limbs. Forever looked daddy long-leg spidered, poised beside the chair on visibly uncertain legs. daddy long-legs spidered adj. Loosened by drink into a many-legged arrangement with no convincing account of where the body ends. Noura was daddy long-legs spidered, unfolding herself cautiously from beneath the table. daddy long-legsed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured, hovering progress of a cranefly seeking a suitable wall. Malayasia became daddy long-legsed and spent ten minutes approaching the nearest doorway. daddy longlegs spidered adj. Emboldened by drink to advance on exceedingly long legs, despite limited evidence of a destination. Jasminerose grew daddy longlegs spidered and crossed the dance floor with botanical confidence. daddy longlegsed (/ˈdædɪ ˈlɒŋ(ɡ)lɛɡzd/) adj. Drunk and cranefly-like, with considerable leg and very little useful forward motion. Samaya was daddy longlegsed, repeatedly arriving near the sofa without actually sitting down.