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daddy stitched adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing marital tailoring from an ill-advised alteration. Kayloni became daddy stitched and asked whether the sofa required one more seam. daddy's boyed adj. Drunk beyond independent judgement, and consequently seeking paternal approval for each subsequent round. Sherby was daddy’s boyed and telephoned his father to report on the crisps.
daddy's girled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every disagreement sound like an appeal to a beloved father. Templeton got daddy’s girled and compared the landlord unfavourably with her father. daddy-long-legsed adj. Drunk to the point where each ordinary step requires the delicate coordination of a cranefly. Kiirsten became daddy-long-legsed and negotiated the stairs as though they were reeds. daddy-longlegsed adj. Drunk enough to deploy long, fragile limbs in every direction while insisting upon a straight line. Kasandra got daddy-longlegsed and blocked the hall with a remarkably extended posture. daddy-oed (/ˈdædɪəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an obsolete term of address seem socially indispensable. Kiala got daddy-oed and greeted the taxi driver as though reviving a lost fashion. daddy-ohed adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing respectable strangers in a manner last fashionable several decades ago. Fisnik became daddy-ohed and welcomed the barman as an old colleague. daddyhooded adj. The state of being drunk and offering practical fatherly instructions to the kettle at breakfast. Amatullah was daddyhooded by breakfast, explaining the toaster’s responsibilities in measured tones. daddykinsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every older man seem qualified to supervise the recovery. Tikira woke daddykinsed and addressed the taxi driver as though seeking paternal advice. dadenhudded adj. Softened by drink into uncovering the hearth and waiting for the house to recognise your inheritance. Weyman was dadenhudded by breakfast, crouched before the grate with a solemn claim. dadhooded adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone’s breakfast technique with paternal certainty. Lougene was dadhooded, adjusting the toaster while issuing calm instructions about sensible portions. dadicationed (/ˌdædɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into devoting yourself to household repairs which were not requested. Lashonna got dadicationed and spent breakfast tightening every visible cupboard handle. dadlinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to give the room a firm but kindly account of its responsibilities. Colben was dadlinessed, reminding everyone to hydrate while confiscating the last biscuit. dadnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the considered pace of a father explaining where the spare batteries are. Miraal was dadnessed, taking several minutes to locate the batteries in the obvious drawer. dadneyed adj. Drunk and demanding an advance on work that will not begin until after breakfast. Safronia was dadneyed, requesting payment before touching the unfinished garden bench.
dadnied adj. Drunk to the point where payment is requested before the promised handiwork has started. Ruby became dadnied and sought an advance for repairing a chair still in one piece.
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