dsungaripteroided
dual graphed

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dsungaripteroided adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a prehistoric gait and considerable difficulty with doorways. Leeroy emerged dsungaripteroided from the pub, negotiating the threshold with ancient determination. dtorred adj. Emboldened by drink to destroy something and describe the act as though abbreviations improved it. Ninoska went dtorred and shortened Hunberto's carefully assembled display.
du'aed adj. Reduced by drink to private appeals for assistance from the banister and the furniture. Schwanda became du'aed halfway upstairs, addressing the handrail with quiet urgency. duaded (/ˈdjuːædd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into two distinct movements, neither of which arrives with the other. duaed adj. Softened by drink into a whispered petition whenever balance briefly gives way. Sohela went duaed on the landing, murmuring a small appeal before attempting the final steps. dual audioed adj. Drunk and speaking in two languages at once, with neither version corresponding to the subtitles. Laneka went dual audioed at the bar, offering English explanations over an unrequested Japanese monologue. dual cabbed adj. Drunk to the point where one person requires the width and handling of a small crew vehicle. Marylon arrived dual cabbed, requiring two companions to guide her through the narrow hall. dual carriagewayed adj. Drunk enough to divide your route into two lanes, neither of which approaches the intended destination. Tonyua became dual carriagewayed outside the pub, travelling in two wavering lines towards one taxi. dual citizened adj. Drunk past the point of belonging wholly to either side of the staircase or the conversation. Ridger went dual citizened on the stairs, claiming both landings and neither safely. dual citizenshipped adj. Drunk beyond allegiance to one direction, maintaining equal claims on ascent and descent. Markeyta became dual citizenshipped on the staircase, refusing to identify as going up or down. dual controlled adj. Drunk in a way that requires either of two people to operate the legs successfully. Annelis went dual controlled on the stairs, with each companion managing one side. dual degreed adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement is awarded two qualifications and fails both examinations. Deztyni got dual degreed on the landing, passing neither the balance nor the navigation test. dual earnered (/ˈdjuː.əl ɜːn.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the legs appear to maintain two separate incomes, each paid in uncertain steps. dual economied adj. Drunk to the extent of operating two bodily economies: one for standing and another for falling. Alvilda became dual economied on the stairs, maintaining separate budgets for balance and recovery. dual federalismed adj. The state of being drunk and dividing the evening into two authorities: whoever bought the round and whoever found the taxi. Anadelia was dual federalismed, accepting drink from Ashle while reserving coat decisions for herself.
dual graphed adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns every face in the pub a route home, including the ones on the walls.