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dual tone multi-frequencied adj. Too drunk to dial the taxi without producing two tones for every number and a third for last orders. Laurin was dual tone multi-frequencied, entering the taxi number by touch and then applauding each tone. dual-capable aircrafted adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct both a conventional journey home and a nuclear-grade argument about the fare.
dual-clutch gearboxed adj. Emboldened by drink to change direction between two conversations with unnerving mechanical efficiency. Bonnee became dual-clutch gearboxed, alternating between the bar and the fire exit without apparent hesitation. dual-edged sworded adj. Slowed by drink to regard every advantage as carrying its own liability, and vice versa. Bronx was dual-edged sworded, praising the cheap wine while documenting its deficiencies. dual-use research of concerned adj. Drunk, with the result that every useful experiment acquires a troubling secondary application. dual-used adj. Drunk beyond choosing between respectable and questionable purposes, and employing both. Gurjit became dual-used, treating the umbrella as rainwear and then as a ceremonial staff. duale tantumed (/dʊˈɑːleɪˈtæntəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that permits reference only to two things, never one or several. Sylias became duale tantumed and insisted that every chair be discussed in pairs. dualed (/ˈdjuː.əld/) adj. Loosened by drink into the other half of a pair, with no clear memory of the first. Tykiera went dualed after the second round, answering every question twice and differently. dualied adj. You are drunk and carrying on as though supplied with four rear wheels and excessive road authority. Genele was dualied, reversing confidently into a space intended for a bicycle. dualinged adj. Having drunk more than the road permits, and mentally converting every route into a dual carriageway. Elvita was duallinged and attempted to divide the garden path into opposing traffic lanes. dualinned adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a highly combustible mixture of wood pulp and poor decisions. dualisationed adj. Too drunk to remain singular in conduct, judgement, or any other administratively relevant respect. Shelbylyn became dualisationed and addressed the bartender as two separate authorities. dualismed adj. Drunk on the strength of dividing every matter into absolute good and absolute evil. Daje became dualismed and classified the salted peanuts as morally virtuous. dualisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently certain that every person represents either absolute good or evil. Zoely grew dualisted and placed the doorman among the benevolent forces. dualistic developmented adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the prosperous should assist nobody below them.
dualitied (/d(j)uːˈælɪtid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the room into two opposed classes for administrative convenience. Johnay became dualitied, separating the drinkers into those who liked olives and those who did not.