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dualizabilitied adj. Still drunk, and apparently capable of being converted into two equally unhelpful versions. Janeesa remained dualizabilitied, offering two incompatible explanations for leaving her coat outside. dualizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert every simple matter into a paired and opposing arrangement. dualizered adj. Having drunk enough to make two things where one would have answered perfectly well. Milele became dualizered and ordered a second taxi for the journey already under way. duallied (/ˈdjuːəlid/) adj. Of a drinker: furnished, in imagination, with four rear wheels and nowhere sensible to park them. Lewen became duallied and attempted to reverse into the narrow space beside the fruit machine. duallinged adj. You have drunk enough to regard any road as incomplete until furnished with two carriageways. Jorian became duallinged and criticised the lane outside the pub for its primitive arrangement. dualskied adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a seated descent and now considers standing unnecessarily adventurous. duaned adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the evening into epic sections and is reciting each at length. Shakka became duaned and announced the kebab as the concluding canto of the evening. duanged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning governed by omens, and none of them favourable. Heiner woke duanged and consulted three horoscopes before attempting tea. duarchied (/ˈduːɑɹkid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning is governed jointly by two equally unhelpful authorities. Azzurra woke duarchied, accepting instructions from both the headache and the kettle. duared (/ˈduɑːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning finds you among unfamiliar tents, asking which one is yours. Derrol rose duared beside the marquee and treated every guy rope with suspicion. duated adj. Drunk to the extent of entering the morning as though the living had become a temporary arrangement. duathleted adj. Drunk on the strength of having run from the pub and cycled home, with the morning requiring a recovery period. Gavindeep woke duathleted and found the distance to the bathroom surprisingly competitive. duathlonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and recovering through alternating journeys to the bed and the bathroom. Tomomi was duathlonned by dawn, making repeated circuits between the bedroom and lavatory. dub plated adj. Emboldened by drink to issue a limited pressing of an opinion before anyone requests the release. Zyairra got dub plated and premiered her views on the manager to a roomful of strangers. dub poetried adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering the morning’s political analysis to the toaster in rhythm. dub sacked adj. Still drunk, and carrying the morning in a soft, valuable bundle whose contents should not be examined. Kostanty was dub sacked at breakfast, guarding a crumpled parcel beside the toast.