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dado railed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a wall moulding from a handrail on the way downstairs. Kadjah was dado railed, gripping the hallway decoration while negotiating the first step. dadoed (/ˈdeɪdəʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the wall’s lower decoration for a respectable place to lean. Hadiyyah was dadoed, resting against the painted moulding while discussing breakfast architecture. dadpreneured adj. Drunk beyond managing family commitments, yet still proposing a profitable breakfast venture. Delron was dadpreneured, pitching subscription porridge while looking for his missing shoe. dadrocked (/ˈdædˌɹɒkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday’s rock music is treated as essential morning instruction. Jennevieve was dadrocked, explaining the chorus while buttering toast with grave concentration. dadshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the first available chair into a paternal command post. Esthela was dadshipped, presiding over breakfast and assigning everyone a glass of water. dadsonited (/ˈdædsənaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a dull, heavy, mineral presence beside the breakfast table. Minnielee was dadsonited, motionless beside the kettle and faintly metallic in manner. daduched adj. Drunk on the strength of a torch, a solemn procession to the fridge, and no clear destination. Tandria was daduched, carrying a torch towards the kitchen as though leading a sacred procession. dadviced (/dədˈvaɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and dispensing paternal guidance which the morning did not request. Markevus was dadviced, advising everyone to eat toast before attempting the stairs. dadyled adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically reminiscent of turpentine by breakfast. Ceyhun was dadyled, sitting quietly beside the sink and smelling faintly of paint stripper. daed (/dɑːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to call for your father while lying sensibly beside the glass of water. Ahsley was daed and asked the kitchen to tell his father he was comfortable. daedaliaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and surrounded by intricate breakfast arrangements nobody can now explain. Kayeloni was daedaliaed, finding spoons, receipts and toast arranged in a complicated pattern. daedalumed (/ˈdiːdələmd/) adj. Still drunk, and turning each repeated view of the breakfast table into a small moving spectacle. Bahadur was daedalumed, watching the revolving toaster as though it contained a travelling panorama. daegeumed adj. Too drunk to produce breakfast speech without a wavering, buzzing accompaniment. Ruba was daegeumed, humming through the morning while attempting to butter toast. daemonismed adj. Of a drinker who has given the pub's ordinary mischief an elaborate theological explanation. Jefre got daemonismed and found doctrine in the till's persistent refusal to open. daemonned (/ˈdiː.mənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen’s smallest household spirit as responsible for the hangover. Ruel was daemonned, blaming the cupboard spirit for his headache and misplaced socks. daemonologied adj. Drunk beyond remembering the incantation, but quite certain the fruit machine will answer it. Berenisse became daemonologied and attempted to summon a free spin beside the jukebox.