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duckponded adj. A drinker who has gathered quietly beside the water and appears to belong there. Jabrielle was duckponded near the fountain, watching the birds with mild authority. duckpowered adj. A drinker so far gone that the available energy is best measured in small aquatic units. Marie-clare was duckpowered, managing only a modest journey to the sofa. duckrolled adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly redirected towards a wheeled bird. Alon was duckrolled by a link and then forgot what the promised article concerned. ducks and drakesed adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly sends flat objects across water without improving matters. ducks and geesed adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun addressing the police as though they were waterfowl. ducks gutsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a lukewarm pie seem outstanding, perhaps even historically significant. Devarion became ducks gutsed and called the reheated sausage an achievement of the age. ducks on the ponded adj. Reduced by drink to announcing the presence of female guests, rather too late for politeness. Ceriyah was ducks on the ponded and lowered her voice after everyone had heard it. ducks' gutsed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding several mediocre objects collectively superlative, especially after midnight. Prajna went ducks' gutsed and declared the coat hooks the finest arrangement in the building. duckshited adj. Softened by drink into a substance of limited structure and uncertain provenance. Ahsir was duckshited on the sofa, offering no firm opinion on the evening. ducksmeated adj. Loosened by drink into a floating green covering, spread thinly across the proceedings. ducksonaed adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt the identity of a duck for online purposes. Shamal was ducksonaed and explained the character’s beak design to the bartender. duckspeaked adj. Slowed by drink to formulaic speech, delivered without any detectable thought behind it. Janyi was duckspeaked, repeating the same agreeable phrase to every guest. duckstoned adj. Drunk and treating a child’s target stone as the central obstacle of the evening. Richardo went duckstoned, treating the garden target stone as the night’s chief strategic obstacle. ducktailed adj. Drunk to the point where the hair has acquired an upturned rearward arrangement. Nenette was ducktailed by the end of the reception, though no comb was involved. ducktaped adj. Having drunk enough to be held together by whatever is nearest, preferably broad fabric and optimism. Mariques was ducktaped, fastening his coat to the chair before attempting the walk home. duckunooed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk deeply enough to mistake a spiced pudding for a complete tropical philosophy. Bobby-jo went duckunooed and explained coconut, brown sugar and destiny to the waiter.