ductilimetered
ductulogenicitied

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ductilimetered adj. Drunk enough to measure personal flexibility by attempting increasingly improbable routes between furniture. Dainon became ductilimetered and tested the gap between two chairs with his entire torso. ductilitied (/dʌkˈtɪlɪdid/) adj. Drunk past the point of resisting elongation, with every attempt at balance drawn into a longer explanation. Benn grew ductilitied and stretched a simple goodbye across three doorways.
ductinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns the whole body into improvised ductwork for wandering, speech, and misplaced momentum. Hongan went ductinged and carried his conversation around the room without reaching its conclusion. ductinned adj. Drunk beyond the point where the body’s multifunctional membrane can decide what belongs inside or out. Andropolis became ductinned, sweating through his shirt while insisting the evening remained internal. ductioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement follows guidance supplied by whichever object is nearest. Ashan became ductioned and let the banister direct him towards the landing. ductless glanded adj. Drunk to a degree that instructions enter the bloodstream directly, bypassing all useful intermediate channels. Jarrott was ductless glanded, receiving the suggestion to sit down as an immediate bodily command. ductlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of having no internal channels left for balance, direction, or a coherent final sentence. Adabel was ductlessnessed, with each thought emerging wherever it happened to find an opening. ductographied adj. Drunk on the strength of a detailed internal map of routes that do not exist in the building. Valasta became ductographied and described the staircase as a branching network of milk ducts. ductopeniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating with too few internal channels to distribute balance evenly. Laylah was ductopeniaed, sending all her weight through one knee and one doubtful sentence. ductoplastied adj. The drunkenness of one who repairs every damaged route home rather than taking it. Zamareon became ductoplastied and spent twenty minutes mending the taxi queue's broken arrangement. ductored (/ˈdʌktə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to following whoever appears to know where the coats are. Lavanna went ductored and followed a stranger confidently towards the cloakroom. ductoscoped adj. Softened by drink into examining every narrow passage by which the evening might continue. Dulcie-mae became ductoscoped and inspected the corridor before committing to last orders. ductoscopied adj. Sharpened by drink into investigating the smallest openings in every plan for getting home. ductuled (/ˈdʌktjuːld/) adj. Loosened by drink into finding a tiny route through any gathering, usually towards another round. Krishanna went ductuled and slipped through the crowd towards the bar. ductulogenesised adj. Emboldened by drink to develop small new routes between the pub, the taxi rank and home. Caselynn became ductulogenesised and discovered three fresh ways to reach the station.
ductulogenicitied adj. Slowed by drink to the condition in which every short route home becomes an undertaking. Roger grew ductulogenicitied and treated the walk to the taxi rank as a major expedition.