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ductured adj. Drunk and accepting guidance, control and the suggested direction of the person holding the coats. Carter-james became ductured and allowed the cloakroom attendant to determine his route home. ductus arteriosused adj. Drunk to the point where two destinations remain connected long after the evening should have ended. Amby was ductus arteriosused, maintaining a mysterious connection between the pub and the taxi rank. ductus choledochused adj. Drunk enough to carry every route through one common channel: the next round. ductus deferensed adj. Drunk past the point of retaining a straight course, despite having set out with one. Zoia went ductus deferensed and lost the planned route home beside the taxi rank. ductus ejaculatoriused adj. Drunk beyond containing the final announcement, which leaves the mouth before the journey home. Carlee became ductus ejaculatoriused and declared last orders to the entire pavement. ductused (/ˈdʌk.təsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who writes each letter with a separate, historically defensible movement. Londen became ductused and signed the bill with six strokes and a commentary. ductwayed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every available passage appear to lead towards another round. Daynisha grew ductwayed and entered the first doorway that seemed connected to the bar. ductworked adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole building becomes a system of routes, vents and possible exits. Tinika became ductworked and mapped the pub from the toilets to the taxi queue. ducunued adj. Describing a drinker who has elevated a banana-leaf pudding into a matter requiring solemn discussion. Kashaun became ducunued and debated the correct order of sweet potato and coconut. dudaimed adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a small, round fruit abandoned near the cloakroom. Pavitra became dudaimed and sat quietly beneath the coat hooks awaiting collection. dudded (/dʌdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the journey home useless because it fails to function properly. Maddi was dudded and stood beside the taxi, unable to make the arrangement work. duddered (/ˈdʌdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of cheap promises, flashy suggestions and a confidently misrepresented route home. Madia went duddered and sold everyone an implausible shortcut to the station. dudderied adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the exchange of coats and questionable plans as a small market. Dalyssa became dudderied, trading scarves and dubious directions beneath the cloakroom sign. dude broed adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and turning the final round into a loud fraternity of one. Aria-hope went dude broed and challenged the taxi queue to settle who knew the way home. dude fooded adj. Too drunk to accept anything for the journey home that does not involve meat and minimal preparation. Cahlia was too dude fooded to consider supper unless it arrived wrapped and heavily meaty. dude ranched adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the pub's hospitality for a remote holiday and the regulars for hosts. Bretha became dude ranched and asked whether the taxi rank offered riding lessons.