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DFC'd adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening with the quiet distinction of a distinguished flying cross. Andra was DFC'd and crossed the room with commendable but unnecessary ceremony. DFD'd adj. The state of being drunk and processing each sentence through several visible stages. Merv was DFD'd, pausing at every conversational stage before reaching the point. DFDAU'd adj. Having drunk enough to feed an accurate stream of flight data to a black box nobody can open. Badhir woke DFDAU'd, reporting every stumble with the solemnity of an aircraft recorder. DFDT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically indistinguishable from a plan to eliminate the insects in the kitchen. Kyon got DFDT'd and declared war on a moth near the fruit bowl. DFI'd adj. Of a drinker: fuel being delivered straight to the engine, with the kitchen performance becoming increasingly theoretical. Resia got DFI'd and attempted to refuel beside the fridge without opening its door. DFK'd adj. Drunk on the strength of prolonged kissing, with balance and speech correspondingly provisional. Willie arrived DFK'd and used the coat rail to negotiate the first three steps. DFL'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become a permanent relocation to Kent. Cornell got DFL'd and told Nymeria the taxi was taking them to a better county. DFLerred adj. The state of being drunk and campaigning earnestly for a party nobody else at the table supports. Luthur was DFLerred, while Eunji endured a detailed account of Minnesota politics. DFM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and designed for manufacture rather than for successful use. Sanieya was DFM'd, efficiently assembled at the bar and unsuitable for transport. DFMR'd adj. Having drunk enough to remove every avoidable hazard from the journey, except the drinker. Latina was DFMR'd and inspected the taxi route while stepping into a puddle. DFS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of pursuing one conversational branch to its furthest, least relevant conclusion. Rishaun got DFS'd in the snug and followed a remark about sausages into railway history. DFSP'd adj. Of a drinker who has developed a stubborn patch of confidence that will not leave the sofa. Rysa sat beneath the blanket, DFSP'd, while Jamali fetched the glass of water. DFT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a frequency-based account of every beat, pause, and shouted chorus. Hajun became DFT'd and assigned the karaoke's errors distinct spectral peaks. DFTD'd adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a grave facial expression while discussing a harmless spot of ketchup. Gabriele got DFTD'd and diagnosed a fatal mark on his own cheek. DFTI'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the threshold for the destination and the landing for a runway. Freman was DFTI'd, reporting imaginary touchdown distances from the hallway floor. DG'd adj. Softened by drink into a morning of imprudent charm, with yesterday's boundaries still under review. Heidimarie was DG'd by breakfast, flirting courteously with the pharmacist on the phone.