dude ranchered
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dude ranchered adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself host of the journey, dispensing directions and unsolicited reassurance. Mairenn became dude ranchered and directed the entire party towards taxis she did not own. dude-broed adj. Drunk and treating every exchange as a contest in masculine certainty, preferably conducted at volume. Jamillah became dude-broed and challenged the barman to justify his choice of crisps.
dudebroed adj. Drunk to the point where casual chauvinism is mistaken for a governing philosophy. Corrine grew dudebroed and delivered a lecture on confidence to the entire smoking area. duded (/duːdd/) adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an amiable confidence about the route home that the evidence does not support. Acquanette remained duded and promised to lead everyone home by a route nobody recognised. dudedomed adj. Drunk enough to regard ordinary male existence as a recognised academic condition. Kaydience became dudedomed and began classifying the men at the bar by degree of certainty. dudeened (/duːˈdiːnd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small clay pipe seems an entirely reasonable conversational aid. dudelinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that casual masculine assurance is administered as though officially prescribed. Mahamadou was dudelinessed and offered the room several firm opinions about relaxed confidence. dudenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts being an ordinary man into an office of considerable authority. Quintasia grew dudenessed and appointed himself arbiter of the pub’s seating arrangements. duderused (/ˈduːdərəsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the body as an administrative arrangement requiring solemn explanation. Kevinjohn became duderused and attempted to clarify his anatomy to an uninterested taxi driver. dudeshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a casual male alliance that exists chiefly in the speaker’s account of it. Kyelynn was dudeshipped and declared the barman his closest ally after one shared packet of nuts. dudeskied adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing every male acquaintance as though an expedition had just begun. Ishaun was dudeskied and called the cloakroom attendant his finest fellow. dudessed (/ˈd(j)uːdɛsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying casual masculine confidence into unsuitable surroundings. dudetted (/d(j)uːˈdɛtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though every ordinary woman had been appointed to a comic title. dudevorced adj. Still drunk, and conducting the dissolution of a casual friendship with unnecessary procedural seriousness. Anara was dudevorced and returned a borrowed lighter as evidence that the partnership had ended. dudgened adj. Too drunk to distinguish anything worthless from an item deserving careful preservation. Azaad was dudgened and placed a torn beer mat reverently inside his wallet.
dudgeoned (/ˈdʌd͡ʒənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a minor inconvenience as a personal affront requiring elevated resentment. Dalayla was dudgeoned by the shortage of lime and addressed the barman with injured dignity.
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