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duettoed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every decision to two voices, both equally certain and unhelpful. dufadared adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing yourself sergeant of an operation nobody authorised. Aylah-rose went dufadared and organised the walk home by rank and file. duff degreed adj. Softened by drink into a qualification whose practical value is difficult to establish. Brylin emerged duff degreed, having spent an hour explaining an unmarketable specialism. duffadared adj. Drunk on the strength of two pints and an entirely unearned command structure. duffed (/dʌfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who kneads every plan into dough and regards the result as ready. Akaal was duffed and shaped the itinerary into a loaf before losing the map. duffel bagged adj. Emboldened by drink to pack every available ambition into one large, cylindrical undertaking. Chaaya was duffel bagged and announced a three-city tour before locating her shoes. duffel coated adj. Drunk and fastening every decision with toggles, hood up, confidence secured against the weather. duffelled (/dʌfəld/) adj. Softened by drink into coarse, thickly surfaced confidence that catches on every practical obstacle. Jarrah was duffelled and attempted the narrow doorway with the assurance of a much wider man. dufferdomed adj. Drunk past the point of competence, yet ruling a realm where incompetence is treated as expertise. Ariella-rose was dufferdomed and appointed Miyana treasurer of a club founded that evening. duffered (/ˈdʌfəd/) adj. Drunk enough to attempt a straightforward task with the confidence and dexterity of a professional nuisance. Shelvy was duffered and tried to improve the dartboard by moving it closer. dufferismed adj. Drunk beyond correction and confidently defending clumsy methods as a coherent philosophy. Corinna was dufferismed, explaining that the broken umbrella represented a deliberate theory of weather. duffied adj. Drunk in a way that has you barking or howling through the night, to the alarm of the household. Melia was duffied by midnight, addressing the moon from the garden with grave persistence. duffilled adj. Sharpened by drink into a rough exterior and the firm conviction that blunt plans are durable. Pavlina was duffilled and cut through the queue with a proposal nobody had requested. duffinned adj. Of a drinker who has combined the night's last pastry with the morning's first, usually beside the kettle. Chealsey got duffinned and ate the breakfast pastries before putting the kettle on. duffle bagged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a heavily loaded expedition, while still volunteering for the lead. Takeema was duffle bagged and took twelve minutes to cross the room with an important announcement. duffle coated adj. Drunk to the point where each new plan is warmly hooded, firmly toggled, and impossible to remove. Ehlijah was duffle coated and proposed sleeping outdoors because the evening felt architecturally promising.