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daffodiled (/ˈdæfəˌdɪld/) adj. Having drunk more than your confidence can support, and now flowering conspicuously in the wrong direction. Rade went daffodiled and led everyone towards the canal, citing the yellow flowers as guidance. daffodillied adj. You are drunk and confidently blooming where a sensible person would have gone home. Bentley-jay became daffodillied and offered the flowerpot directions to the station. daffodowndillied (/ˌdæfədaʊnˈdɪlid/) adj. Of a drinker: confidently ornamental, brightly misplaced, and resistant to practical directions. Bond went daffodowndillied and stood beside the vase awaiting further instructions. daffydowndillied adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating every trumpet-shaped ornament as an audience. Kenlee became daffydowndillied and addressed the lampshades on the subject of public transport. daffynitioned adj. Describing a drinker who confidently invents a new meaning for each word as it reaches him. Woojin went daffynitioned and explained that ‘taxi’ meant a small domestic courtroom. daft laddie questioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every household decision is submitted to the room for reconsideration. Jayesh got daft laddie questioned and asked whether the kettle had adequately considered its responsibilities. daft laddied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the sofa convinced it has offered sound advice. Laquincy got daft laddied and thanked the sofa for keeping him upright. daftardared adj. Of a drinker: entrusted with the evening's finances and immediately inclined to abolish accounting. Rasheeka went daftardared and paid the entire bill in coins of uncertain provenance. daftared adj. Drunk to a degree that loose thoughts must be tied together before being filed beside the kettle. Nohea became daftared and arranged his explanations in a pile beside the sink. daftered adj. Emboldened by drink to announce, with filial solemnity, that the barmaid is your daughter. Allondra got daftered and introduced the landlord as her disappointed father. daftied adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently foolish to trust the glass of water with navigation. Karoleigh got daftied and followed a glass of water towards the bedroom. daftnessed (/ˈdɑːftnəsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating ordinary kitchen arrangements as matters requiring prolonged inquiry. Yojhan was daftnessed, asking why the glasses lived in that particular cupboard. dag sandwiched adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a heavily filled snack being carried carefully across the bar. Casey-lea was dag sandwiched on the walk home, moving cautiously beneath several competing intentions. dagabaed adj. Of a drinker who has built himself into a solemn little monument beside the pumps. Khadejha sat dagabaed beside the pumps, accepting crisps as offerings without comment. dagamed adj. Still drunk, and taking the lemonwood-coloured kitchen chair for a reliable landmark. Vayda remained dagamed, steering carefully by the yellow chair towards the water. dagbrekered adj. Too drunk to stop chatting, even after the kitchen has plainly closed for the night. Estefanita got dagbrekered and continued the conversation with the empty biscuit tin.