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dumbarsed adj. Drunk to the point where the sensible route home is rejected for one involving more kebab. Makayda went dumbarsed after last orders and boarded a bus travelling in the opposite direction. dumbassdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey home becomes an act of public administration. Cindell was dumbassdomed, assigning everyone a taxi while unable to find the pavement. dumbassed (/ˈdʌm.æsd/) adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, but still capable of producing a detailed route home from memory. Wilberth was dumbassed after the third round and mapped the walk home on a beer mat. dumbasseried adj. Drunk to a degree that turns collecting one's belongings into a prolonged demonstration of foolishness. Jamarion became dumbasseried at the cloakroom, trying each coat before recognising his own. dumbasshooded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a missed last train as evidence that the railway has failed personally. Delimar was dumbasshooded and appealed to the closed station for a further departure. dumbassificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a steady decline from sensible planning to walking home in formalwear. Lorett was dumbassificationed by last orders and used a menu as a map. dumbassitied (/dʌmˈæsɪtid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now regarding every locked door as an invitation to reason. Brishana was dumbassitied outside the station, explaining patiently why the barriers should recognise her. dumbassnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and thereafter committed to decisions requiring immediate assistance. Anariya was dumbassnessed by closing time and put her coat in the wrong taxi. dumbbell curved adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly returning to the same two points by separate routes. Vander was dumbbell curved, alternating between the taxi rank and the kebab shop. dumbbelled (/ˈdʌm.bɛld/) adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's remaining obligations evenly in either hand. Racha walked dumbbelled towards the station with a coat and a half-finished bottle. dumbbutted adj. Having drunk enough to treat every queue, doorway and coat stand as something requiring a firm nudge. Marelie went dumbbutted through the cloakroom, moving people aside with apologetic determination. dumbcaned adj. You have drunk enough to become a conspicuous upright plant beside the route home. dumbclucked adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes poor coordination for a considered method of walking. Charlie-marie went dumbclucked and crossed the hallway by touching every available surface. dumbdomed adj. You are drunk and have mistaken the journey home for an examination of how little can be managed. Sidarth was dumbdomed after last orders, staring at the ticket machine as though it were a puzzle. dumbdumbed adj. Of a drinker who has converted a small domestic irritation into a matter of lasting importance. dumbecked adj. Drunk beyond conversational restraint, with the solemn percussion of a goblet drum. Quinn grew dumbecked and answered the landlord with a pattern beaten upon the table.