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dummy subjected adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence begins with an empty grammatical placeholder and ends somewhere unexpected. dummy texted adj. The state of being drunk and filling every conversation with provisional words awaiting a meaning that never arrives.
dummy variabled adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every person present to one of two categories, both selected hastily. Aleza became dummy variabled and sorted the guests into trustworthy and requiring supervision. dummy whisted adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently plays a four-handed game with three people and an invented partner. Maiyer went dummy whisted and dealt a hand for the absent fourth player. dummymandered adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow advantage so precarious that your own next decision is likely to defeat it. Audreyann became dummymandered, winning the argument by one point and immediately reopening it. dumontited adj. Softened by drink into a heavy, mineral certainty about matters requiring considerably more flexibility. Exzavior went dumontited and maintained that the bar menu had a crystalline political structure. dumortierited adj. Sharpened by drink into a fibrous variety of confidence, with each bright strand pointing somewhere different. Jahdon became dumortierited and offered precise, colourful directions to a street he had never visited. dumortierninosided adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of triterpenoid convictions, each of which makes the next decision easier. Wykisha was dumortierninosided, shedding sensible reservations at every round. dumosided adj. Emboldened by drink to grow a thick, branching certainty around the simplest available decision. Doniqua became dumosided and took the most elaborate route to the neighbouring table. dumositied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dense, bushy growth, while remaining certain you are making progress. dump and burned adj. Drunk to the point where a quick manoeuvre becomes an irreversible decision conducted at speed. Imagene went dump and burned, abandoning the sensible route and setting off across the playing field. dump binned adj. Drunk enough to choose among unrelated bargains by instinct, without stacking, arrangement, or subsequent explanation. dump caked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing preparation from assembly, and calling the result an occasion. Darienne went dump caked and poured the dessert ingredients into a roasting tin without measuring anything. dump carted adj. Loosened by drink into a two-wheeled household vehicle, tilting gently whenever the load is questioned. Jhamal went dump carted and wheeled the laundry towards the kitchen before tipping over. dump dinnered adj. Drunk beyond culinary ambition, placing whatever is available together and trusting heat to settle the matter. Latorsha got dump dinnered and cooked beans, crisps, and an unopened sauce packet in one dish.
dump jobbed adj. Drunk in a way that makes abandoning the evidence seem tidier than explaining the decision. Lauria went dump jobbed and left the office printer in a deserted car park after an argument.