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dumping grounded adj. Drunk, with the result that all loose possessions are deposited in one permanent domestic wasteland. dumping syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that sends food from plate to stomach and immediately towards the nearest bin. Kelanie became dumping syndromed and moved the takeaway from kitchen to rubbish in minutes. dumpinged (/ˈdʌmpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond caring where no-longer-needed objects, clothing and decisions are left. dumpishnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a low, unambitious presence in the softest available chair. Shahzad got dumpishnessed and remained beneath the blanket until the kettle boiled. dumpling squidded adj. Drunk since last orders, and curled into the compact, faintly luminous shape of something avoiding attention. Dain was dumpling squidded beneath the sofa blanket, glowing faintly beside the television. dumpling-depoted adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing the evening's provisions in the vulnerable centre of the body. dumplinged (/ˈdʌmp.lɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a heavy meal, and rounded off suitably by the sofa. Kimbell got dumplinged after supper and rolled carefully towards the glass of water. dumpoked adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in blankets and leftovers as though prepared for gentle baking. Roseana got dumpoked and was tucked beside the radiator with a plate of leftovers. dumpsited adj. Still drunk, and treating the area beside the sofa as an actively used household refuse ground. dumpster bandited adj. Loosened by drink into a nocturnal scavenger, rifling the bins for crisps and unattended sandwiches. Avir went dumpster bandited after closing and searched the alley for leftover pork pies. dumpster dived adj. Emboldened by drink to retrieve something from a bin that sensible people had already abandoned. dumpster divered adj. Slowed by drink to examining the rubbish at length, as though useful treasure might yet declare itself. Atonya was dumpster divered, lifting each bin lid with the solemnity of an archaeologist. dumpster divinged (/ˈdʌmpstəˈdaɪvɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where discarded objects acquire uses, histories and a strong claim on your attention. Elainah got dumpster divinged and brought home a broken lamp she intended to restore before breakfast. dumpster fired (/ˈdʌmpstəˈfaɪ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of coherence, arrangement or any convincing explanation for what happened to the furniture. Vertell was dumpster fired, leaving the furniture arrangement beyond explanation. dumpster juiced adj. Drunk beyond rum-based refreshment into a sticky, tropical certainty that another glass remains advisable. Jerrill was dumpster juiced and described the bar mat as an island resort. dumpster pandaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes nocturnal bin-raiding seem both natural and deserving of applause. Shanean went dumpster pandaed behind the pub, pursuing a discarded kebab with quiet determination.