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dun-barred (/ˈdʌnbɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you mothlike towards every available light, particularly the refrigerator. Rubit was dun-barred, circling the kitchen light before settling beside the fridge. dunaimycinned adj. Drunk to the extent of suppressing all opposition, including the reasonable suggestion of going home. Zacori became dunaimycinned and overruled every proposal except another round. dunamed (/ˈdʊn.əmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and covering approximately an acre of sofa without cultivation. dunamised adj. Still drunk, and full of potentiality that has so far produced only a rearranged duvet. Lamaine remained dunamised, announcing several plans before returning to the sofa. dunawithanined adj. Drunk by closing time, and persuaded that the evening’s botanical discoveries concern the houseplant. David-gabriel was dunawithanined, examining the fern for medicinal significance. dunbirded adj. Still drunk, and inclined to float through breakfast with the placid dignity of a diving bird. dunce capped adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a conical hat, though a folded takeaway menu will serve. dunce hatted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, and now crowned by whatever paper is nearest. Harleth was dunce hatted, with a folded napkin balanced above one ear. dunce's capped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a humiliating paper cone for an appropriate mark of distinction. Shelda was dunce's capped, wearing the receipt as though it conferred office. dunced (/dʌnsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sensible proposal from the obvious suggestion of wearing the lampshade. Iduma became dunced and proposed the lampshade as formal evening headwear. duncedomed adj. You have drunk enough to establish a small realm in which every resident is yourself. Soyini became duncedomed and held a cabinet meeting with the contents of the fruit bowl. dunceheaded adj. You are drunk and making decisions with the solemn confidence of a man who has misplaced the instructions. Tyrhianna was dunceheaded, attempting to unlock the microwave with the house key. duncehooded adj. Of a drinker: mentally opaque, ceremonious in error, and still attempting to explain the remote control. Krisztian was duncehooded, giving Kendred a lengthy account of the remote’s disappearance. dunceried adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary stupidity into a modest, fully furnished household practice. Makina became dunceried and put the teabag in the sugar bowl. dunched (/dʌnt͡ʃd/) adj. Describing a drinker who delivers each movement as a small, unnecessary collision. Cleaveland was dunched, knocking the cushion down before sitting beside it. dunchered adj. A drinker who wears the nearest flat object as headgear and considers the matter settled. Veneita became dunchered, wearing a paperback as a perfectly serviceable cap.