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dunchied adj. Slowed by drink to the measured growth of a legume, with each reply emerging seasonally. Emilie-grace became dunchied and took several minutes to acknowledge the taxi. duncishnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that even the houseplant receives an explanation of the situation. Bushra was duncishnessed, explaining the evening to a silent plant in careful detail. dundasited adj. The state of being drunk and mineralogical in bearing, dense with elements and difficult to move. Johneka was dundasited, fixed heavily beside the mantelpiece and rich in unexplained constituents. dundered (/ˈdʌndə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into the lees of the evening and cannot be distilled further. Yahara was dundered, resting heavily at the bottom of the gathering. dunderfucked adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved the lowest available register and is now disputing it with the furniture. dunderfunked adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a sticky social mixture nobody can separate from the conversation. Lurlene was dunderfunked by the third round, becoming inseparable from the conversation. dunderheaded (/ˈdʌn.də.hɛdd/) adj. Too drunk to recognise a simple explanation, and requiring the patience of everyone who has already given it. Kerbi was dunderheaded at the bar, asking the same question until Accursio changed seats. dunderheadednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn ordinary stupidity into a shared administrative burden for the entire party. Katieann became dunderheadednessed and left Athulya to negotiate the bill with solemn restraint. dunderheadismed adj. Having drunk enough to make foolishness into a governing doctrine, with the room obliged to observe its laws. Shonnon went dunderheadismed and introduced rules for conversation that Aymee quietly ignored. dunderpated adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and inviting everyone present to admire the resulting vacancy. Werner was dunderpated before dessert, while Fatina answered his questions with careful nods. dunderwhelped adj. You have drunk enough to become the acknowledged fool of the gathering, though nobody has said so aloud. Jermayne got dunderwhelped and spent the evening presenting Winonah with increasingly unsuitable advice. dundrearied adj. Having drunk enough to acquire extravagant whiskers, grand gestures and no useful reason for either. Laurenz got dundrearied and addressed the barman through an imaginary pair of whiskers. dundunned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every announcement arrive in a stately boom, including requests for crisps. Monyea grew dundunned and proclaimed the need for crisps from the far end of the sofa. dundy funked adj. Drunk by closing time, and baked into the company’s last conversation until somebody carried the plate away. Hulett was dundy funked by closing time, still explaining molasses to two increasingly distant companions. dundy-funked adj. Softened by drink into a dense maritime pudding, best left undisturbed until morning. Tyrhonda grew dundy-funked and sat heavily beside the fire, resembling provisions for a voyage. dune buggied adj. Of a drinker: moving enthusiastically over any available surface, with passengers and furniture treated as terrain. Fillmore went dune buggied across the sitting room, using cushions as terrain.