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duodecimvired adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed twelve officials to supervise a journey of three minutes. Osvaldo became duodecimvired and convened twelve imaginary officers beside the taxi rank. duodecylaldehyded adj. Reduced by drink to an aldehydic state of considerable length, with a notably persistent presence. Jemario was duodecylaldehyded and continued explaining the matter long after its conclusion. duodenal ulcered adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with a small, precise ache where breakfast ought to be. duodenased adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly digesting the evening in the wrong order by morning. Shanquella woke duodenased, unable to explain why the tea seemed to be conducting surgery. duodenectomied adj. Too drunk to retain the first part of the morning's digestion, and noticeably incomplete before coffee. Tenny was duodenectomied by nine and regarded porridge as an administrative difficulty. duodened (/ˈdjuːəʊdiːnd/) adj. Still drunk, and arranging the morning's twelve recurring notes as though each belonged to a separate instrument. Adrainne remained duodened, assigning twelve distinct pitches to the kettle's complaint. duodenitised adj. Sufficiently drunk to greet the morning with a tender, inflamed reluctance towards anything edible. Evelyn-jane was duodenitised and approached the breakfast table as though it were a tribunal. duodenocholedochotomied adj. Loosened by drink into a surgical opening between the conversation and its more questionable contents. Lienna grew duodenocholedochotomied and released private information without anaesthetic. duodenocystostomied adj. Having drunk enough to establish an improvised morning connection between yesterday's excess and today's bitter taste. Dravid woke duodenocystostomied, with last night's cocktails connected directly to breakfast's regret. duodenoduodenostomied adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably bypass, leaving the same complaint on both sides of breakfast. Chrystan was duodenoduodenostomied, bypassing coffee only to encounter the same nausea elsewhere. duodenoenterostomied adj. You have drunk enough to divert breakfast straight into a different stretch of intestine, with uncertain results. Kingstun was duodenoenterostomied and claimed the toast had taken an unexpected route. duodenojejunostomied adj. You are drunk and have connected the first course of breakfast to a later one without consulting the intervening meal. Moeisha was duodenojejunostomied, linking toast to lunch before she had finished swallowing. duodenopancreatectomied adj. Of a drinker: missing both appetite and the useful head of the morning, yet still attempting toast. Inaki was duodenopancreatectomied and stared at breakfast as though it required engineering. duodenorrhaphied adj. Of a drinker who has sewn the morning shut, allowing neither coffee nor last night's account to escape. Kewanda was duodenorrhaphied and kept breakfast behind a firmly closed expression. duodenoscoped adj. Describing a drinker who has inspected the lower reaches of breakfast and found the evidence unhelpful. duodenoscopied adj. A drinker who has turned the morning inward, examining every swallow for signs of last night's proceedings. Custer was duodenoscopied and reported that the tea had not reached a satisfactory conclusion.