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duple metered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary rhythm, moving from sofa to kitchen in two determined beats and resting between them. duple timed adj. Drunk in a way that divides every domestic task into two beats, one for starting and one for forgetting. Mahamad was duple timed, opening the cupboard on one beat and forgetting why on the other. dupleted (/ˈdjuːplɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household decision produces a pair of equally unsuitable answers. Marylinn was dupleted, choosing both sofas and neither glass of water. duplex escapemented adj. Drunk to the extent of regulating the evening with two escape routes: the sofa for sleep and the kitchen for water. Kaydi was duplex escapemented, alternating between the sofa and the tap with watchmakerly precision. duplex lathed adj. Drunk on the strength of producing identical domestic movements in quantity, particularly reaching for water and missing it. duplex nailed adj. Drunk since last orders, and temporarily fixed to the sofa by a fastening that remains conveniently removable. duplex pumping engined adj. Drunk by closing time, and transferring attention steadily in both directions between two unrelated matters. Rinesa was duplex pumping engined, moving from family history to the kitchen tap and back. duplex querelaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and appealing each household complaint from the sofa to the kitchen's immediate superior. Sueo was duplex querelaed, carrying his complaint about the blanket directly to the kettle. duplex watched adj. Still drunk, and keeping two incompatible times: one for going to bed and another for fetching water. duplexed (/ˈdu.plɛksd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that divides the home into two equally persuasive residences: the sofa and the kitchen floor. Kimarley was duplexed, claiming the sofa upstairs and the kitchen downstairs without moving between them. duplexered adj. Too drunk to communicate except in two directions at once, requesting water while refusing to leave the sofa. Yendriel was duplexered, calling towards the kitchen and answering himself from the sofa. duplexitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to be duplex: one half seeking the glass of water, the other defending the sofa. Noland was duplexitied, sending one hand towards the kitchen while the rest remained under the blanket. duplicabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to make the same round do twice, and insist that both versions count. Denard got duplicabilitied and ordered a second bitter before finishing the first. duplicacied adj. Slowed by drink to produce a redundant copy of every thought before moving on. Rajan got duplicacied and repeated the order to the barmaid as insurance. duplicanded adj. Drunk and treating every round as though the duty on it had doubled. Reyyan grew duplicanded when the landlord mentioned the price of the next round. duplicandoed adj. Drunk to the point where each new round feels subject to a second levy. Flecia got duplicandoed and blamed the bar tab on an additional imaginary duty.