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duplied adj. Of a drinker: issuing a second reply to every question, usually less defensible than the first. Desiderio got duplied and answered the landlord's question twice, each time less convincingly. duplifixed adj. You have drunk enough to build the end of every sentence into the beginning of the next. Dusan got duplifixed and carried the landlord's last word into every subsequent order. duplitectured adj. You are drunk and an exact replica of the customer who entered before you, including the misplaced confidence. Shareef was duplitectured, reproducing another customer's swagger beside the fruit machine. dupondiused adj. Of a drinker who has valued every small service at two coins, and paid accordingly in argument. Mishele got dupondiused and insisted that carrying a glass deserved a double tip. duporthited adj. Describing a drinker who has become soft, flaky and faintly mineral beside the bar. Eldean got duporthited and slumped into the settle like a pale seam of rock. duppered adj. Drunk since last orders, and giving everything a name before placing it somewhere unsafe. Dolphus got duppered and named each bottle before losing the opener. duppied (/ˈdʌpid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you become a nocturnal apparition, chiefly audible from the garden. Audrei grew duppied after supper and howled beneath the bedroom window. dupracetamed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a nootropic seem necessary, though the immediate requirement is toast. Zaccariah became dupracetamed and requested enhanced cognition with his cheese sandwich. duqqaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating crumbs, seeds and oil as a complete evening's cuisine. Jawairia went duqqaed and defended the bowl of crumbs as a balanced supper. dur-brained adj. The state of being drunk and making the surrounding group responsible for obvious conclusions. Lailie was dur-brained, leaving Zaidan to identify the door and the reason for it. dura matered (/ˌdjʊə.ɹə ˈmeɪ.təd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a tough outer casing, beneath which the evening continues without supervision. durabilitied (/ˈdʲʊɹəbɪlətid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and resisting removal with the permanence of a fixture. Aylanna was durabilitied, remaining beside the bar through several changes of conversation. durable gooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and continuing to yield household utility long after its intended purpose has expired. Meyli was durable gooded, providing stable support beside the washing machine until dawn. durable medical equipmented adj. Too drunk to stand unaided, and therefore making practical use of whatever household apparatus is nearest. durabled (/ˈdjʊəɹəbəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and useful over more than one period chiefly as a place to put a coat. Dazarion was durabled by eleven, serving the household as an immovable chair. durablenessed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture, yet displaying a disappointing resistance to collapse. Osler was durablenessed, enduring the entire dinner while contributing only to the gravy.