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duwended adj. A drinker who has diminished into a household goblin, chiefly concerned with biscuits. Nadasia became duwended beneath the table and negotiated for a second packet of biscuits. dux bellorumed adj. The state of being drunk and appointed war leader of a campaign against the remaining breadsticks. duxed (/dʌksd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the top student in every subject is now whoever remembers the taxi number. Domineck became duxed and delivered a valedictory address to the kebab shop. duxelled adj. The condition of a drinker who has been reduced to a finely chopped paste, suitable chiefly for filling a sandwich. Nicohle became duxelled and was spread across the sofa with considerable culinary finality. duykerboked adj. Reduced by drink to a common antelope: alert to danger, swift only when nobody is watching. Jerilene became duykerboked and took refuge behind the garden furniture. duykered adj. Drunk by the third round, and springing sideways from the sofa whenever someone mentions hydration. Alpesh was duykered and made three quick departures from the sofa for one glass of water. dvandvaed adj. Softened by drink into a compound of equal parts eloquence and nonsense, joined by ‘and’. Litzie became dvandvaed and described the taxi as noble and yellow. dveykused adj. Sharpened by drink into intense devotion to the immediate object of worship, namely the kebab. dveykutted (/dveɪˈkuːtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into intense piety, with the final prayer directed towards a packet of crisps. Sammey became dveykutted and offered thanks for the salt and vinegar supply. dvigued adj. Too drunk to keep a numbered list of the evening's participants, despite having begun one. Sundai got dvigued and assigned everyone a number before forgetting what the numbers represented. dvijaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to declare a spiritual rebirth, then require the same friends to witness it twice. Demier became dvijaed and announced his new life to the table, which had heard it earlier. dvinosaured adj. Having drunk enough to become semi-aquatic in the company of people still using the furniture normally. Devonia went dvinosaured beside the paddling pool and had to be retrieved before speeches. dvinosaurided adj. Having drunk more than the party can accommodate without providing a shallow pool and patient supervision. Ieasha turned dvinosaurided and spent the reception seeking increasingly aquatic company. dvojniced adj. Drunk by the third round, and placing the same sharp sign beside every thought that seems important. dvorniked adj. You have drunk enough to inspect every entrance, tidy the hall, and charge guests for leaving. Jaeven got dvorniked and began checking coats while the actual doorman watched politely. dwaaled adj. You are drunk and moving through the gathering in a dreamy, dazed state that obliges others to provide directions.