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dweomercrafted (/dwiːmə(ɹ)kɹɑːftd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the missing taxi, misplaced coat and extra round seem the work of magic. dweomered (/ˈdwɪ.mə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who makes the closing bell, missing coat and wrong bus appear deliberate enchantments. Mozter was dweomered and claimed the coatroom had hidden his jacket for protective reasons. dwged adj. A drinker so far gone that every account of the night becomes a diagram with several missing lines. Paulett got dwged and mapped the taxi journey on a beer mat, omitting the destination. dwile flonkinged adj. You have drunk enough to dance around a beer-soaked cloth while attempting to preserve the last dry coat. Seann became dwile flonkinged and defended the cloakroom tickets from the swinging cloth. dwile flunkinged adj. You are drunk and evading a beer-soaked cloth with the solemn concentration normally reserved for finding home. Anneisha was dwile flunkinged, sidestepping the cloth while asking strangers which way the station lay. dwiled adj. Having drunk enough to treat one's sleeve, scarf or neighbour as a cloth for wiping spills. Jer was dwiled by last orders, polishing the bar with his sleeve and calling it housekeeping. dwimmercrafted adj. A drinker so far gone that finding the coat and reaching the taxi require separate acts of sorcery. Amrin was dwimmercrafted, attempting to summon his coat from a cloakroom he had not entered. dwimmered (/ˈdwɪməd/) adj. A drinker who turns the ordinary journey home into a sequence of unexplained but confidently managed events. Lamaya was dwimmered, boarding the wrong bus with the composure of someone following a spell. dwimmeried (/ˈdwɪ.mə.ɹid/) adj. The state of being drunk and relying on the evening to infer your destination rather than stating it clearly. Sarii was dwimmeried, giving the taxi driver a general sense of home and no useful address. dwindlemented adj. Drunk to the extent of gradually reducing every undertaking, including the evening itself, to nothing. Revati became dwindlemented and reduced a perfectly serviceable conversation to a nod. dwindlered adj. Drunk on the strength of steadily diminishing powers, each round removing a further faculty. Randi-lee grew dwindlered and watched the simplest arrangements diminish before her. dwindlesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a catalogue of minor frailties normally reserved for the elderly. Alif arrived dwindlesed, complaining of several small ailments without specifying any. dwindlinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually reducing to a person of purely nominal participation. dworded adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating with twice the customary verbal width, usually without twice the content. dwornikited adj. Still drunk, and presenting a pale, mineral composure in which hydrogen, iron, nickel, oxygen and sulphur appear jointly implicated. Kemonie remained dwornikited, white-faced and chemically unpersuasive beside the fireplace. dwted adj. Sufficiently drunk to constitute deadweight tonnage in any sensible calculation of the household.