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dykedomed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the room into a private sphere of admiration and makes every decision feel historically important. dykehooded adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary confidence acquires a grand jurisdiction over rooms, routes and other people’s plans. Marelli grew dykehooded and reorganised the seating without identifying the occasion. dykeleted adj. Drunk, with the result that even a modest embankment acquires disproportionate strategic importance. Oreda became dykeleted and defended the puddle behind the pub from imaginary flooding. dykelinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every fresh plan seem charmingly provisional and immediately worth attempting. Linze became dykelinged and proposed opening a café before finishing the first one. dykephobiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding fault with an entirely unrelated person, then defending the conclusion with remarkable certainty. Francel became dykephobiaed and blamed the barmaid for the failure of his navigation. dykered adj. Drunk on the strength of a mistaken belief that all social difficulties require a ditch. Xintong became dykered and recommended a trench between the two tables. dykinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every social difficulty is met with another proposed embankment. Kalell was dykinged and attempted to fortify the conversation with folded beer mats. dykonned (/ˈdaɪ.kɒnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an unearned reputation, and consequently certain that applause is imminent. Jerrid became dykonned and signed the receipt as though accepting an award. dylibed adj. You are drunk and treating the household's shared functions as though they were stored in a library. Hadriel was dylibed, calling the kettle, blanket and glass of water from the sofa. dymonded adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting the last orders have produced something rare and exceptionally durable. Lunette was dymonded by last orders and polished the same glass throughout the taxi queue. dynabeadsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and adhering to the first plan, person or surface that comes within reach. Shadijah became dynabeadsed and attached herself to a stranger’s plan for finding chips. dynacortinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently organising the room’s movement despite having lost track of its purpose. Bobette became dynacortinned and attempted to transport every glass towards the kitchen. dynactinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and transporting every object, person and responsibility in both directions without reaching a destination. Caydince became dynactinned and moved the coats, glasses and guests into the wrong rooms. dynactinometered adj. Softened by drink into measuring the kitchen light as though it might improve the pudding. Eziah spent ten minutes dynactinometered beside the cooker, assessing the lamp over the sink. dynaed adj. Of a drinker: obsolete in judgement, but still attempting to fund one final round. dynamagnited adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen cupboard as a mildly explosive proposition.