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dyschromatosised adj. Of a drinker: marked by an irregular distribution of colour, especially across the face after several rounds. Deklyn was dyschromatosised, with cheeks and forehead appearing to belong to different evenings. dyschromiaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the pub carpet from the colour of the evening’s final round. dyschronometriaed adj. Drunk beyond estimating whether last orders were five minutes ago or a different century. dyscohesioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation, group and coat-check ticket come apart. Natylie became dyscohesioned and left the pub with three unrelated parties. dyscolonizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the party breaks into separate settlements before the journey home. Kemesha was dyscolonizationed and led half the round towards the taxi rank. dyscompetenced adj. Drunk to a degree that operating the ticket machine becomes a specialist undertaking. Kashena was dyscompetenced and offered the ticket machine a reassuring handshake. dysconnectioned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the conversational pathways between thought, speech and listeners intact. Tremica became dysconnectioned, sending each sentence towards a different member of the party. dysconnectivitied adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining the wrong connection between pub, platform and destination. Lateka was dysconnectivitied and boarded a bus whose route sounded vaguely familiar. dysconsciousnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a social awareness that has mistaken every stranger for a close acquaintance. Leeta was dysconsciousnessed and discussed local politics with the cloakroom attendant. dyscontroled adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though the evening’s itinerary were merely advisory. dyscoordinationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform simple movements in an alternative sequence. Brylon was dyscoordinationed and put the lid on before finding the saucepan. dyscophined adj. Drunk by the third round, and crouched beneath the table with the patient expression of a tomato frog. dyscopiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to copy the address from the phone into the taxi app. Nashana was dyscopiaed and entered the pub’s address as her own name. dyscoriaed adj. Still drunk, and regarding each streetlamp as though its pupil had been fitted incorrectly. dyscrasiaed (/dɪsˈkɹeɪzɪəd/) adj. Too drunk to maintain any balance among the evening’s four essentials: drink, food, coats and directions. Christophel was dyscrasiaed and attempted to restore the evening with a fifth kind of lager. dyscrasied (/ˈdɪskɹəsɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than the body’s ancient humours can reasonably allocate between pint and pavement. Dewit was dyscrasied and blamed the imbalance on an unusually persuasive third round.