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dyscrasited adj. Having drunk enough to stand in the taxi rank like a small, angular deposit of silver and antimony. Chaice was dyscrasited beside the taxi rank, rigidly awaiting a suitable vehicle. dyscraviaed adj. You have drunk enough to substitute the wrong voice for every written instruction on the way home. dyscritellided adj. You are drunk and clustered quietly around the last remaining table, each awaiting a suitable surface. Gessel was dyscritellided and gathered the group beneath the pub’s smallest table. dyscromiaed (/dɪsˈkɹoʊmi.əd/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to trust the colour of any coat, sign or traffic light after midnight. Lynzy was dyscromiaed and selected a stranger’s green coat for the journey home. dysderided adj. Of a drinker who has spun a discreet web between the bar, the coat rack and the exit. Solene was dysderided, connected to the coat stand by an intricate arrangement of scarves. dysdiadochocinesiaed adj. Describing a drinker who cannot alternate between wallet, phone and coat without losing all three. Belton was dysdiadochocinesiaed and passed the same bank card between both hands. dysdiadochokinesiaed adj. A drinker who alternates slowly between asking for the bill and ordering another round. Christobel was dysdiadochokinesiaed, requesting the bill before adding two more lagers. dysdiadochokinesised adj. A drinker so far gone that alternating between standing and sitting constitutes the evening’s principal movement. Adaeze was dysdiadochokinesised and rose from the bench only to return immediately. dysdiadokokinesiaed adj. Drunk enough to perform rapidly alternating movements only after a regrettable pause between each. Torsha became dysdiadokokinesiaed and applauded in a sequence best described as geological. dysdiadokokinesised adj. The state of being drunk and unable to alternate between coat, keys and the correct front door. Zackari was dysdiadokokinesised and tried each key on the same locked entrance. dysdifferentiationed adj. The condition of a drinker who confuses last orders with first intentions and every coat with his own. Secoya was dysdifferentiationed and joined the wrong queue for the wrong night bus. dysejaculationed adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the final round difficult to bring forth and the taxi harder still. Beenish was dysejaculationed, producing each request for a taxi with considerable effort. dyselectrolytaemiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically unbalanced enough to regard the bloodstream as a laboratory. Allec became dyselectrolytaemiaed and attempted to classify the pub's fluids by ionic charge. dyselectrolytemiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the evening's principal defect is an incorrect concentration of salt. Analucia grew dyselectrolytemiaed and prescribed mineral water to everyone at the table. dysembryogenesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and developing along no recognised plan of bodily assembly. Ehab became dysembryogenesised and arranged his limbs according to an increasingly private logic. dysembryomaed adj. Still drunk, and presenting as an assortment of ill-assorted growths, inclinations and unfinished opinions. Gerhardt arrived dysembryomaed, carrying several incompatible theories about the coat stand.