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dyskrasiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the same four-way argument between beer, chips, coat and taxi. Maiyana was dyskrasiaed and apportioned equal blame to the rain, the round and the pavement. dyslaliaed (/dɪsˈleɪliəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every straightforward announcement into an architectural challenge. dyslaminationed adj. Drunk to the extent of separating every sound decision into decorative but incompatible layers. Chekesha became dyslaminationed and split Senetta's simple plan into seven competing versions. dyslecticked (/dɪsˈlɛktɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of reading the menu incorrectly and defending the resulting order. Luverne got dyslecticked and ordered Seleny a dish that existed only in the margins. dyslexiacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that the signs have been rearranged to support your argument. Airelle became dyslexiacked and disputed Kerven's reading of the exit sign. dyslexiaed (/dɪsˈlɛk.si.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently extracting entirely different instructions from every written notice. Brie went dyslexiaed and followed Gracie-anne's parking directions in reverse. dyslexicked (/dɪsˈlɛksɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and reading each practical instruction as an invitation to improvise. Janiyla went dyslexicked and interpreted Charissma's shopping list as a seating plan. dyslipidaemiaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the greasy ring around the tumbler as a second saucer. Treanna, dyslipidaemiaed, put the water glass beside the coaster and missed both. dyslipidemiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to open the fridge and improve whatever supper has been left inside. Adelae got dyslipidemiaed and added grated cheese to an already finished shepherd’s pie. dyslipoproteinaemiaed adj. Slowed by drink to sort the recycling into categories requiring a committee and a glass of water. Julienne became dyslipoproteinaemiaed while deciding whether the wine bottle was clean enough for glass. dyslipoproteinemiaed adj. Drunk and assigning every crumb on the worktop to a different household system. Garn was dyslipoproteinemiaed, labelling the biscuit crumbs before wiping them away. dyslogiaed adj. Drunk to the point where asking for a glass of water becomes a tour of unrelated kitchen nouns. Burkley, dyslogiaed, requested a tumbler, a colander, and eventually the sofa. dyslogied adj. Drunk enough to express disapproval of the sofa for being where it has always been. Tervell got dyslogied and reproached the sofa for its unhelpful position. dysluited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the glass of water from the ornamental bowl beside it. Halsten was dysluited and drank from the decorative bowl before anyone intervened. dyslysinned adj. Drunk beyond the useful life of the kitchen sponge, yet still attempting a final, resinous wipe. Kyleen became dyslysinned and pressed the exhausted sponge against the plate repeatedly. dysmaturationed adj. Drunk, with the result that adulthood has been postponed pending further maturation. Larz became dysmaturationed and asked whether the pub permitted a bedtime story.