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dysmaturitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa seem a suitable substitute for a bed, regardless of age. Kadence got dysmaturitied and asked whether the sofa had a bedtime. dysmegakaryocytopoiesised adj. Drunk, with the result that small domestic tasks mature into elaborate projects and never produce platelets. dysmegakaryopoiesised adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen produces a succession of poorly developed solutions to one missing glass. Dajonique got dysmegakaryopoiesised and used a measuring jug for water. dysmeliaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the route from sofa to kitchen as a problem of household architecture. Pagan was dysmeliaed and approached the kitchen by way of the bookcase. dysmelicked adj. Drunk on the strength of one steady hand, which is currently occupied with the remote. Elvada was dysmelicked and carried the remote carefully as though it contained water. dysmenorrheaed (/dɪs.mɛ.nəˈɹi.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and persuaded that the sofa requires the same sympathetic attention as a hot-water bottle. Yahilin became dysmenorrheaed and wrapped the sofa cushion in a dressing gown. dysmenorrhoeaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the microwave’s gentle hum as a form of household consolation. Vica got dysmenorrhoeaed and sat beside the microwave waiting for emotional support. dysmentiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly discovering the same glass of water on the coffee table. Kypten was dysmentiaed, pleased each time the water glass reappeared. dysmetabolismed adj. Still drunk, and converting a simple glass of water into a lengthy metabolic appointment with the sofa. Sahibdeep remained dysmetabolismed, sipping water between discussions of the cushions. dysmetriaed adj. Too drunk to place a glass on the table without first testing the table’s exact location. Vikkie was dysmetriaed and set the water beside the table three times. dysmetropsiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the kitchen doorway alternately near, distant, and not worth attempting. Derean became dysmetropsiaed and judged the kitchen to be several rooms away. dysmimiaed adj. Having drunk enough to communicate thirst through gestures that resemble an unsuccessful game of charades. Nori got dysmimiaed and mimed a glass until handed the remote. dysmnesiaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can remember, and asking the same cushion where the water is. Owynn was dysmnesiaed and searched the sofa for a glass already on the armrest. dysmobilitied adj. You have drunk enough to restrict one limb beneath a blanket and declare the arrangement permanent. Herik became dysmobilitied and sent a text requesting the water from two metres away. dysmodulationed adj. You are drunk and receiving the kettle, the television, and the fridge at incompatible volumes. dysmorphiaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the sofa has altered shape, and arranging cushions to correct its proportions. Shakitta became dysmorphiaed and rebuilt the sofa around a single square cushion.