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dysmorphismed adj. Of a drinker who has made the room’s furniture anatomically irregular by leaning on it. Kamyra got dysmorphismed and gave the sofa one long arm made from blankets. dysmorphobiaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising your own face in the pub mirror, and declining to negotiate with it. Betsabe was dysmorphobiaed and asked the barman to turn the mirror round. dysmorphogenesised adj. Drunk in a way that produces a new and rather lumpy version of yourself by last orders. Rilen got dysmorphogenesised and developed an extra elbow for carrying crisps. dysmorphologied adj. Drunk to a degree that congenital-looking irregularities appear in every pint, face and lampshade. Elli got dysmorphologied and found hereditary defects in the optics behind the bar. dysmorphologisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every unusual feature in the bar receives a detailed classification. Amy-louise became dysmorphologisted and catalogued the barman's ears between rounds. dysmorphometried adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring every misplaced feature, chiefly with a beer mat. Aleine became dysmorphometried and measured the landlord's nose against a folded coaster. dysmorphophiliaed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding unconventional appearances unexpectedly attractive beneath the pub's dim lights. Derryk got dysmorphophiliaed and complimented the crooked portrait above the optics. dysmorphophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding every reflection as evidence that the evening has altered you. Rennan was dysmorphophobiaed and avoided the lavatory mirror until the taxi arrived. dysmorphosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that your face has taken a less agreeable shape. dysmotilitied adj. Still drunk, and possessed of a digestive system observing its own timetable. Mikenya was dysmotilitied and treated the interval between courses as a matter of principle. dysmyelinationed adj. Too drunk to keep the nervous wiring properly insulated, especially when crossing the bar. Shalaunda was dysmyelinationed and required both hands for a journey to the loo. dysmyelinogenesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to cease producing the insulation required for thoughts to travel in order. Ninoshka became dysmyelinogenesised and lost the middle of every anecdote. dysmyelopoiesised adj. Having drunk enough to manufacture the wrong sort of blood cells, and to blame the bitter for it. Rondrick was dysmyelopoiesised and claimed the pub's lager had altered his blood supply. dysnatraemiaed adj. Having drunk more than your bloodstream can sensibly account for, particularly after salted bar snacks. Maricruz was dysnatraemiaed and pursued each salted peanut with half a pint of water. dysnatremiaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the salt cellar as a medical instrument. Rana became dysnatremiaed and administered vinegar to herself by the teaspoon. dysnomiaed adj. You are drunk and unable to retrieve the names of drinks, friends or the pub you are in. Taeveon got dysnomiaed and ordered the round by pointing at the taps.