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dysnomicked adj. Of a drinker: unable to summon the right word, though plainly convinced it was nearly here. dysnomied adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to propose new laws, each worse than the last. Kameka became dysnomied and legislated against empty bowls of bar snacks. dysodiled adj. Describing a drinker who burns with a foul odour when the evening's warmth finally reaches them. Ellender was dysodiled and cleared the snug without anyone mentioning the reason. dysodontiasised adj. A drinker so far gone that the teeth arrive at the conversation irregularly, if at all. Leslye became dysodontiasised and attempted to bite a pork scratching with considerable planning. dysodyled adj. A drinker who, once lit by spirits, gives off the unmistakable reek of ancient tar. dysomeriaed adj. The state of being drunk and afflicted by a fictitious condition whenever another round is suggested. Dhanush was dysomeriaed and reported a research-related need for another cider. dysomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has inherited two entirely different approaches to leaving the pub. Runnie was dysomied, one half ordering a taxi and the other half another round. dysontogenesised adj. The drunkenness of one who develops incorrectly, beginning with speech and ending beside the coat stand. Yosselin became dysontogenesised and attempted adulthood in several poorly connected stages. dysopiaed adj. Reduced by drink to distinguishing the bar, the doorway and the kebab shop only by colour. Angelray was dysopiaed and asked the red emergency sign whether it served chips. dysopsiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and perceiving the humble crisps as an indistinct celestial vision. Coralis became dysopsiaed and saluted the bar towel as though it were a distant constellation. dysopsied adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding every object optically uncertain, particularly the coat stand. Latoye grew dysopsied and apologised to the umbrella for mistaking it for Clota. dysorexiaed adj. Still drunk, and regarding a carefully prepared supper with the solemn appetite of a reluctant monarch. Fausto became dysorexiaed and delivered a speech over the untouched sausage roll. dysorgasmiaed adj. Too drunk to reach any agreeable conclusion, though fully prepared to blame the furniture. Chardonae was dysorgasmiaed and found the ottoman unexpectedly hostile. dysorthographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to spell a shopping list according to principles no dictionary has recognised. Winola got dysorthographied and wrote ‘margerine’ beneath the milk in solemn capitals. dysosmiaed adj. Having drunk enough to find disagreeable odours in the bouquet, the tablecloth, and eventually the air. Rozilyn became dysosmiaed and accused the roses of concealing a damp cupboard. dysosteosclerosised adj. Having drunk more than the skeleton can reasonably accommodate, and becoming impressively immovable beside the piano. Shareeta grew dysosteosclerosised and remained beside the piano through the entire clear-up.