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dysostosised
dysphasiaed
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dysostosised
adj.
You have drunk enough to develop your bones according to a private and inconvenient timetable.
dysoxiaed
adj.
You are drunk and receiving insufficient oxygen, chiefly because the sofa has become an administrative boundary.
Keunta was
dysoxiaed
and negotiated with the cushion before attempting the stairs.
dyspancreatismed
adj.
Of a drinker: digesting the evening with the administrative efficiency of a failing pancreas.
Laurens became
dyspancreatismed
and submitted the cheese board to prolonged internal review.
dyspareuniaed
(/dɪspəˈɹuːnɪəd/)
adj.
Of a drinker who has made intimacy an elaborate negotiation and the bedside lamp its principal obstacle.
dyspareunisted
adj.
Describing a drinker who has rendered the marital bed a site of careful diplomatic withdrawal.
Brehanna became
dyspareunisted
and conducted the evening from the safer end of the sofa.
dyspathied
(/ˈdɪspəθid/)
adj.
A drinker so far gone that affection has narrowed into aversion to every chair in the room.
Raaga grew
dyspathied
and found the upholstered chair personally offensive.
dyspepsiaed
(/dɪsˈpɛp.si.əd/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and conducting a grand inquiry into the modest consequences of supper.
Quinley became
dyspepsiaed
and blamed the canapé for the evening’s imperial decline.
dyspepsied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary indigestion into an archaic complaint of state.
Jhayla was
dyspepsied
and requested the hot-water bottle with medieval gravity.
dyspepticked
(/dɪsˈpɛp.tɪkd/)
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has become irritable, bilious, and unexpectedly invested in the timing of toast.
Dezavion grew
dyspepticked
and criticised the toast for emerging without sufficient ceremony.
dyspeptoned
adj.
Reduced by drink to a gastric residue of former composure, chiefly found near the cheese board.
Christophere became
dyspeptoned
and settled beside the cheese with biochemical resignation.
dysperistalsised
adj.
Softened by drink into a painful internal procession, with the final destination being the nearest lavatory.
Wardell grew
dysperistalsised
and made his way towards the lavatory with ceremonial patience.
dysphagiaed
(/dɪsˈfeɪ̯d͡ʒ(i)əd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a solemn struggle with a sandwich of entirely ordinary dimensions.
Shreyan became
dysphagiaed
and addressed the sandwich before attempting another bite.
dysphagicked
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person for whom swallowing a mint becomes a matter of public ceremony.
Abilgail grew
dysphagicked
and requested silence while considering the final mouthful.
dysphagied
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where swallowing one’s dignity requires several small attempts.
Tarrance grew
dysphagied
and took five minutes to finish a perfectly manageable canapé.
dysphagocytosised
adj.
Emboldened by drink to ingest whatever is presented, except the one bacterium represented by the parsley.
Dkwon became
dysphagocytosised
and swallowed the garnish with military confidence.
dysphasiaed
(/dɪsˈfeɪʒəd/)
adj.
Drunk and attempting language by means of dignified pauses, expressive pointing, and the word ‘thing’.
Shiya became
dysphasiaed
and delivered the retirement speech entirely through gestures.
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