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dystheismed (/dɪsˈθiː.ɪzmd/) adj. Too drunk to regard the ceiling as benevolent, particularly when it begins to tilt. dystheisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe in a higher power, while finding its arrangements distinctly unhelpful. dysthesiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes discomfort, dampness and itching for reliable information. Page grew dysthesiaed and insisted that the chair was perspiring beneath him. dysthmiaed adj. Having drunk more than the stairs can reasonably be expected to improve your outlook. dysthrombopoiesised adj. Having drunk enough to produce fewer platelets than excuses for the bruises tomorrow. Robinson was dysthrombopoiesised and collected minor collisions on the way out. dysthymiacked adj. You are drunk and carrying a persistent sadness through movements of uncertain accuracy. Brekyn was dysthymiacked and missed the chair with quiet conviction. dysthymiaed adj. You have drunk enough to expect disappointment from the floor before it moves. Keunta was dysthymiaed and sighed at the first stair. dysthymicked adj. Of a drinker: persistently low in spirits, and increasingly approximate in the legs. Karlah was dysthymicked and found the staircase personally discouraging. dysthyroidismed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the body’s usual setting for speed, warmth, and balance. dystociaed (/dɪsˈtəʊʃəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who makes every departure slow, difficult, and unexpectedly procedural. Zackeriah was dystociaed and required three attempts to negotiate the doorway. dystomered adj. Drunk in a way that favours the less active option, particularly when choosing the next round. Rosemma went dystomered at last orders and selected the weaker-looking bottle without inspection. dystoniaed (/dɪˈstəʊnɪəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to put on a coat becomes a prolonged series of jerks and twists. Javonda became dystoniaed at the cloakroom, repeatedly inserting one arm into the same sleeve. dystonicked adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every movement the solemn difficulty of a person negotiating an unfamiliar coat. Mark-antoine was dystonicked and spent the journey home arranging his hands before each gesture. dystoninned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming structural support for the party, especially near the coat stand. Breydan stood dystoninned beside the coats, holding the queue together by remaining upright. dystopia canthorumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the face of someone whose nose has widened to accommodate the evening. Ziley looked dystopia canthorumed beneath the pub lights and missed the coat hook twice. dystopiaed (/dɪsˈtəʊ.pi.əd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a society in which the bar is closed, the streets are hostile and breakfast is censored. Damini went dystopiaed after last orders and described the walk home as a poorly administered state.