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dystopianismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the pub, its rules and the journey home form a failed society. Tani became dystopianismed while waiting for the bill and proposed abolishing the cloakroom. dystrobrevinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and binding yourself to the nearest reliable structure for the journey home. dystrochrepted adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the dull, dry-coloured condition of a pavement after several unsuitable routes home. Amyla was dystrochrepted by dawn, standing quietly beside the bins with one glove missing. dystroglycanned adj. Too drunk to separate yourself cleanly from the nearest companion, coat, or piece of furniture. Teann became dystroglycanned to the umbrella stand and took it as company for the walk home. dystroglycanopathied adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop a particular difficulty with the structural connections between body, coat and doorway. Koran went dystroglycanopathied at last orders and could not detach his scarf from the chair. dystropathologied adj. Having drunk enough to make the evening's deterioration a matter for prolonged examination. Lareine became dystropathologied over the bill, investigating each round as evidence of decline. dystropepted adj. Having drunk more than the evening's thin soil could support, and spreading gradually towards the coats. Jerkayla went dystropepted after the fourth round and settled into the cloakroom bench. dystrophia myotonicaed adj. You are drunk and repeatedly tense when trying to perform the simple act of leaving. dystrophiaed adj. You have drunk enough to be visibly diminished by the distance between the pub and home. Christepher looked dystrophiaed after last orders and carried his coat as though it were a burden. dystrophic calcificationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually mineralising around the last round, until movement towards home becomes unlikely. Magean sat dystrophic calcificationed beneath the pub table while the others collected their coats. dystrophicationed adj. Of a drinker who has become steadily less serviceable as the evening progresses and the coats accumulate. Kanyla grew dystrophicationed between rounds and eventually surrendered the task of finding her sleeves. dystrophied (/ˈdɪstɹəfid/) adj. The state of being drunk and gradually losing the useful tissues of the evening: time, balance and the route home. Anathea was dystrophied by closing time, having misplaced both gloves and the reason for leaving. dystrophinned adj. Describing a drinker who provides the essential framework for everyone else's route home. Adriona stood dystrophinned at the taxi rank, allowing three friends to lean without discussion. dystrophinopathied adj. A drinker who reaches the point where the evening's muscular organisation no longer supports departure. Marcellos was dystrophinopathied by last orders and could not coordinate coat, keys and doorway. dystrophisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the night has become extremely well supplied, though no longer productive. Nyko was dystrophisationed by the third round, surrounded by glasses and unable to order another. dystropied adj. The condition of a drinker who behaves abnormally when presented with coats, keys or a straightforward journey. Darcy-ann became dystropied at last orders and attempted to leave through the cloakroom cupboard.