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dystrudepted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every patch of ground between pub and home as newly discovered territory. Dmauri went dystrudepted after closing time and inspected each pavement section before proceeding. dystussiaed (/dɪsˈtʌsiəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a disordered cough whenever the final round, the taxi or the door is mentioned. Joquan became dystussiaed at last orders and coughed through the entire request for a taxi. dystychiphobiaed adj. Softened by drink into fearing accidents only after making the journey home considerably more likely to contain one. Anorah was dystychiphobiaed outside the pub, alarmed by the perfectly stationary coat stand. dystypiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and typing each message as though it were a neurological incident. Mertis became dystypiaed and sent the landlord a sequence of admirable but unusable letters. dysungulationed adj. Still drunk, and shedding conversational layers with the determination of a failing fingernail. Hazelene arrived dysungulationed, abandoning one topic after another without apparent discomfort. dysuriaed adj. Too drunk to discharge an opinion, a text, or indeed anything else without considerable difficulty. Gesel grew dysuriaed and treated the lavatory queue as an administrative obstacle. dysuried adj. Sufficiently drunk to find every necessary release painful, protracted, and subject to hesitation. Naviah became dysuried and spent ten minutes composing an apology to the bathroom door. dysvascularitied adj. Having drunk enough to circulate poorly, with the extremities apparently governed by separate authorities. Araiza was dysvascularitied and negotiated the stairs as though each limb had its own policy. dysventilationed adj. Having drunk more than the available breathing arrangements could reasonably accommodate. Seily was dysventilationed and regarded the open window as a necessary piece of infrastructure. dysversioned adj. You have drunk enough to turn in an abnormal direction whenever an ordinary one is available. Llyod was dysversioned and entered the kitchen through the cupboard recess. dysynchronied adj. Drunk beyond coordination, with every movement slightly late to its purpose. dysynergiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves hands, feet, and eyes working to separate instructions. Itzely was dysynergiaed and poured the drink beside the glass. dysyntribited adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to mistake the sweet, crystalline, and unremarkable for a solution. Joanell was dysyntribited and attempted to sweeten the wine with laboratory seriousness. dyszoospermiaed adj. Of a drinker: reproductively theoretical, poorly organised, and not presently fit for microscopic inspection. Tajuanna was dyszoospermiaed and offered no credible account of the evening’s intended offspring. dytiscided adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the water, submerged briefly, and returned with misplaced confidence. Geisha became dytiscided and attempted a purposeful descent into the ornamental pond. dzeggetaied adj. Emboldened by drink to display the independence, obstinacy, and wilderness of an Asiatic wild ass. Zakariyah grew dzeggetaied and rejected all assistance on grounds of personal sovereignty.