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DGS'd adj. Having drunk more than a government vessel can reasonably carry, yet continuing towards harbour. Buss was DGS'd, listing the breakfast table as a vessel under temporary Canadian command. DGU'd adj. Drunk and protecting the morning with whatever is to hand, usually a duvet and closed blinds. Alani was DGU'd behind the curtains, defending the bedroom from an entirely ordinary Tuesday. DH'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the conversational rotation, sending someone else in whenever a reply is required. Nijay went DH'd and nominated the barman to answer every question about his evening. DHA'd adj. Drunk in a way that produces six confident turns of thought before the inevitable fish supper. Debria got DHA'd and proposed six solutions, each ending with an urgent visit to the chippy. DHAP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to phosphorylate the evening, then leave the resulting compound beside the sink. Aragon got DHAP'd and divided the remaining crisps into an apparently metabolic pathway. DHEA'd adj. Loosened by drink into an impromptu farewell to everyone still wearing a coat. Furaha got DHEA'd and hugged three strangers while waiting for the night bus. DHMO'd adj. Softened by drink into confidently recommending water as though the abbreviation concealed a discovery. Ikem went DHMO'd and advised Sierrea to try the mysterious compound immediately. DHP'd adj. Drunk in a way that qualifies the bedroom for emergency support and the occupant for immediate relocation. Daeun was DHP'd, requiring temporary housing assistance after failing to locate the actual bed. DHPG'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who makes every sharp exchange require a third party. Schuylar got DHPG'd and asked a friend to mediate a disagreement about the crisps. DHPR'd adj. Softened by drink into a responsive little receptor for every raised eyebrow in the bar. Malanie got DHPR'd and treated each glance from the snug as a personal summons. DHQ'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a complicated chemical name from a perfectly good pub order. Chidubem was DHQ'd and asked the barmaid for two chromenones and a packet of pork scratchings. DHQHS'd adj. Drunk to the point where the treatment has become the ailment, and the bar has become the remedy. Kalaysia was DHQHS'd, prescribing another measure for the condition caused by the previous one. DHR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a spark that has yet to appear, and already behaving as though it has. Armandina was DHR'd, laughing brightly before anyone had delivered the punchline. DHT'd adj. Drunk in a way that converts ordinary confidence into a brief, regrettable campaign against the furniture. Zanea got DHT'd and challenged the coat rack to establish its credentials. DHV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun demonstrating higher value to people who have stopped scoring. Lili-jeanne got DHV'd and listed her achievements to Grace-olivia over the pudding. DHW'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can comfortably supply, and requiring hot water for every purpose. Rondre woke DHW'd, requesting tea, toast, and a bath before attempting conversation.