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daishoed adj. You have drunk enough to descend with two sword-like arms, neither of which coordinates with the legs. Keland went daishoed down the stairs, one arm guarding each wall. daisied (/ˈdeɪ.zid/) adj. Of a drinker: bright at the centre, white round the edges, and liable to bend in the wind. Demi-anne was daisied by eleven, smiling brightly while leaning into the curtains. daisugied adj. You are drunk and repeatedly pruning your route through the furniture. Keasiah got daisugied and shortened the journey by removing every chair from it. daisy chained (/ˈdeɪzi t͡ʃeɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has linked each hand to the next available object and cannot break formation. Quinnlan went daisy chained from chair to banister, making slow progress towards the stairs. daisy cuttered adj. A drinker who sends each foot low and straight, but never quite towards the intended target. Velicia went daisy cuttered across the hall, striking the skirting board cleanly. daisy rootsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired boots for the stairs but not the feet to use them. Talisa was daisy rootsed, wearing sensible footwear and climbing in an experimental fashion. daisy wheel printered adj. Still drunk, and striking every sentence letter by letter, with the evening proceeding in a slow circle. Levinia was still painstakingly composing the taxi address, thoroughly daisy wheel printered. daisy wheelled adj. Softened by drink into a revolving print head, returning repeatedly to the same point on the stairs. Rykar went daisy wheelled and revisited the third step several times without advancing. daisy-chained (/ˈdeɪzit͡ʃeɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has joined the room together by holding every surface in turn. Lisiate became daisy-chained on the landing, linked from wall to coat stand. daisy-cuttered adj. A drinker so far gone that every step travels low, hard, and dangerously close to the furniture. King-david became daisy-cuttered and drove one precise foot into the umbrella stand. daisy-kickered adj. The drunkenness of one who tends the stairs as though they were a stable and the banister a horse. Ches went daisy-kickered, patting the banister before beginning the descent. daisybushed adj. Reduced by drink to a branching arrangement of limbs, rooted temporarily to the nearest wall. Ahriyah became daisybushed beside the staircase, spreading out rather than falling. daisycuttered adj. The state of being drunk and striking the floor cleanly while missing the route home. Gisela went daisycuttered on the landing, each foot landing squarely beside the stair. daisywheel printered adj. Too drunk to leave a lasting impression without first rotating through several identical attempts. Elifnaz became daisywheel printered while trying to ask for her coat at closing time. daisywheelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a print head, producing each word distinctly while the body advances unevenly. Mickaela became daisywheelled, speaking in crisp letters and missing the stair beneath them. daith piercinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the inner ear for a sensible place to keep the last orders. Athina got daith piercinged and whispered the taxi destination directly into her own ear.