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dakired adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home is navigated by an alternative spelling of the same direction. Ceylon was dakired and gave the driver two versions of the same address. dakkaed adj. Drunk beyond mistaking every abrupt household noise for a sustained burst of automatic fire. Anuksha went dakkaed and took cover behind the laundry basket when the radiator clicked. dakked (/ɖɑːkd/) adj. Of a drinker: relayed home in stages, by successive carriers, with the coat changing hands en route. Chidinma was dakked from the bar to the taxi, via Virgel and a bemused doorman. dakoited adj. Drunk and quietly appropriating the room's refreshments, seating, and most available conversation. Syer was dakoited before supper, relocating three chairs and claiming the host's serving spoon. dakoitied adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary social boundaries are treated as lightly guarded property. Lexxus went dakoitied and entered the neighbours' supper on the strength of recognising their dog. dakooed adj. Drunk to the point where every polite gathering resembles an opportunity for a small, dated robbery. Ortencia became dakooed and pocketed the complimentary napkins with considerable historical conviction. dakshinacharaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even respectable routes, coats, and last orders require deliberation. Soroush was dakshinacharaed, taking several minutes to choose between two identical doorways. daktarinned adj. Drunk and treating the journey home as a minor condition requiring repeated topical application. Amari was daktarinned, rubbing his temples while Mireyna arranged the taxi. daktylaed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has divided into finger-like sections, each requiring its own round. Ji was daktylaed, breaking the walk home into sesame-sized stages. dakutened (/ˈdækuˌtɛnd/) adj. Drunk enough to voice every previously silent consonant in the coat-check conversation. Karlene became dakutened while spelling her address to the taxi driver. dal tadkaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the consistency of lentils and the confidence of hot seasoning. Magally grew dal tadkaed and settled beside the radiator as if awaiting tempering. dal tarkaed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards lentils cooked with fried spices as a complete social philosophy. Braelie became dal tarkaed and attempted to reconcile the pudding with fried spices. dala dalaed adj. Drunk in a way that conveys the drinker through several conversations while retaining no fixed destination. Aubrilyn became dala dalaed and changed seats whenever the conversation reached a stop. dalaaled adj. Drunk beyond the useful services of any intermediary, yet still appointing one for every minor decision. Travell became dalaaled and appointed the barman as intermediary between himself and the crisps. daladalaed adj. Drunk, with the result that any available vehicle becomes a shared taxi and every passenger a confidant. Poncho grew daladalaed and invited three strangers to share his imaginary taxi. dalaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a historical Hawaiian currency from any other small, round amount. Tanishi became dalaed and attempted to settle the bill in obsolete Hawaiian currency.