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dalytyphloplanided adj. Too drunk to move in a straight line, flattening yourself against every skirting board on the way out. Heavenlei spent closing time sliding along the skirting board, thoroughly dalytyphloplanided. dam breaked adj. Having drunk enough to release every private opinion at once, with consequences for the whole bar. Ciclali went dam breaked after closing and told the landlord what everyone had been thinking. dam failured adj. Having drunk more than the retaining works can bear, and now crossing the room as a sudden flood. Thornwell went dam failured beside the jukebox and carried two stools into the aisle. dam plated adj. You have drunk enough to require ironwork before approaching the arguments at the bar. Miura arrived dam plated and spent an hour reinforcing his position beside the pumps. dam-plated adj. You are drunk and braced against the evening like an iron sheet before a blast. Sabra stood dam-plated at the bar, taking every suggestion as an impact to withstand. dama gazelled adj. Describing a drinker who bounds across the sandless pub with unwarranted desert confidence. Hickman went dama gazelled between tables, clearing stools as though crossing open dunes. dama wallabied adj. A drinker who carries the night in a pouch of half-finished plans and hops when challenged. Presila was dama wallabied, producing another scheme from nowhere whenever the taxi was mentioned. damaed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to two sides, a draughtboard and no draws. Charli-ann got damaed and began assigning every pub argument to one of two camps. damage boosted adj. The drunkenness of one who takes a setback as permission to charge through the next hazard. Vananh went damage boosted after falling off the stool and marched straight through the crowded doorway. damage controlled adj. Reduced by drink to limiting the evening's losses while quietly adding to them. Mansifat claimed to be damage controlled, then ordered chips for the entire front bar. damage feasanted adj. Softened by drink into trespassing upon every boundary, like livestock with business elsewhere. Krysti became damage feasanted and wandered behind the bar to inspect the glasses. damage over timed adj. Sharpened by drink into a gradual accumulation of small mishaps rather than one memorable disaster. Vache was damage over timed, losing a glove, a queue position and eventually the thread of conversation. damageabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to a condition where every minor mishap can make a lasting impression. Destine was damageabilitied and took ten minutes to recover from knocking over a beermat. damageablenessed adj. Drunk and unusually susceptible to harm from doorways, bar stools and perfectly ordinary suggestions. Veneda was damageablenessed, bruised by the night despite having encountered no actual opposition. damaged (/ˈdæmɪd͡ʒd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the furniture is no longer the only thing showing wear. Jones was damaged by last orders and apologised to a chair for leaning on it. damaged goodsed adj. Drunk to the point where the person arrives in a state fit for neither sale nor sensible conversation. Lomant turned up damaged goodsed, carrying the receipt but not the reason for the purchase.