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DHZ'd adj. You have drunk enough to encourage growth in places where none was planned. Arriyanah got DHZ'd and watered the houseplants twice. DI united adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined unlike instruments directly and reduced the room's interference to feedback. Mirina was DI united, connecting every conversation to every other one without attenuation. DI'd adj. The state of being drunk and investigating the flat at inspector level, beginning with the sock drawer. Izeck was DI'd by breakfast, inspecting the sock drawer for missing evidence. DIA'd adj. Of a drinker who has fallen to the lowest pressure between heartbeats, and remains there conversationally. Wuilber was DIA'd by ten, requiring a pause between every answer and most questions. DIB'd adj. Drunk and mistaking the dim kitchen light for a distant feature of the night sky. Takota, DIB'd, pointed at the cooker light and described its position among the stars. DIC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has activated every household response at once, particularly the kettle and the spare blanket. Esila was DIC'd, with the kettle, blanket and glass of water all deployed simultaneously. DICaaS'd adj. Softened by drink into a service for processing an unreasonable quantity of information. Anner was DICaaS'd, accepting every question and processing none of it promptly. DID'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every extension in the building appears available from the outside. Arriyah got DID'd and tried ringing the brewery's internal extension from the kebab shop. DIDO'd adj. You are drunk and commuting repeatedly between the party and somewhere nobody has agreed is a workplace. Dorrene was DIDO'd, returning from the kitchen as though each trip began a new shift. DIDP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and plasticising the conversation until every opinion bends without breaking. Aibhe was DIDP'd and agreed that the pub sign needed a committee. DIDS'd adj. Of a drinker: chemically indiscriminate, allowing every conversational ion to exchange places. Straton was DIDS'd, replacing each answer with whatever remark happened to be nearby. DIE'd adj. Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance. Gayla confidently declared themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, undeniably DIE'd. DIET'd adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation passes straight from one species of pub creature to another. Satine went DIET'd and addressed the terrier, the barman and the goldfish in one continuous exchange. DIG'd adj. Reduced by drink to a faint, irregular presence with no obvious centre. Jehovah was DIG'd by eleven, visible mainly as movement near the bar. DILF'd (/dɪlfd/) adj. Reduced by drink to admiring older fathers openly, including those currently collecting their children. Chaunda became DILF'd and complimented Dayanie's uncle at considerable length. DIMM'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats the coat pile as a memory module for the evening. Haidi was DIMM'd, placing her gloves in the coat heap and forgetting which thoughts they contained.