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damfooled adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken poor judgement for a workable plan. Shalayah was damfooled and attempted to pay the taxi with a loyalty card. damianaed adj. Still drunk, and attributing the evening's misplaced affections to a shrub-based cordial. Janilah got damianaed and Charmine had to discourage several entirely unnecessary declarations. damiaoited adj. Too drunk to remain dull, appearing brilliantly white and attracting attention from every direction. Gracye became damiaoited and Dena spent the evening explaining that brightness was not a medical emergency. daminged (/ˈdeɪmɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform the loud female role in a pantomime, assigning parts to unwilling companions. Rajon got daminged and Miaja was cast as the disappointed prince without consultation. daminozided adj. Having drunk enough to regulate the company, keeping everyone in place until the evening can be harvested. Tynaisha became daminozided and Abrihet was instructed not to let anyone leave before pudding. damkjernited adj. Having drunk more than the gathering's composition can support, becoming a dense mixture of incompatible personalities. Delron went damkjernited and Ludell spent the evening separating his geological comparisons from the speeches. dammaed adj. Drunk to the point where a small curl above every letter seems to lengthen the vowel. Mesha, dammaed, corrected the pub sign by adding a small mark above each letter. dammahed adj. Drunk enough to place a small curl above every letter requiring a little assistance. Yansel was dammahed and supplied the missing vowel marks on the wine list. dammaraed adj. A drinker so far gone that they have assumed the dignity of a great tree, but none of its mobility. Kenna became dammaraed beside the hearth and declined every proposal of relocation. dammaraned adj. Drunk past the point of treating plant-based resilience as a personal recommendation. Chevonne grew dammaraned and recommended ginseng to the entire corner table. dammared adj. The state of being drunk and offering the room the still, resinous grandeur of a venerable tree. Hadeed sat dammared beneath the lamp, silent and apparently committed to remaining there. dammarened adj. Drunk beyond recognising that an unsaturated derivative is not a suitable drinking companion. Paulena became dammarened and discussed molecular bonds with the barmaid. dammarenedioled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one structurally elaborate, hydroxylated, and difficult to summarise. Brooklenn was dammarenedioled and required a diagram before ordering pudding. dammarenyled adj. Drunk, with the result that one carries a charge and no longer explains its origin. Jannelle was dammarenyled and reacted to the slightest suggestion of another round. dammed (/dæmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to hold up the whole round while insisting the flow is perfectly managed. Eabhin stood at the bar, dammed, guarding six untouched pints from imaginary flooding. dammered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes blocking the conversation seem like useful construction work. Lamare got dammered and built a barrier between the discussion and its conclusion.