dancer's hipped
dancing bolognaed

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dancer's hipped adj. Of a drinker: moving one hip independently, with the confidence of someone who has diagnosed a syndrome. Vester was dancer's hipped and demonstrated the condition throughout the taxi journey. dancercised adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken vigorous dancing for a complete exercise programme and prescribed it to others. Sreeram became dancercised and led stretches beside the bar.
dancered (/ˈdɑːns.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than your balance permits, yet continuing as though dancing were your profession. Juhel got dancered and accepted payment in crisps for directing the party's finale. danceressed adj. Describing a drinker who appoints herself the evening's principal performer without consulting the audience. Rashiya got danceressed and took responsibility for the room's entertainment. danceretted adj. A drinker who performs a small, determined dance whenever a decision is required. Nakila became danceretted and marked each menu choice with a brief flourish. danceried adj. The state of being drunk and treating the nightclub as a civic institution under your administration. Henli got danceried and announced revised opening hours from the smoking area. dancerlinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that posture, gesture, and confidence have merged into a personal theory of movement. Corlette became dancerlinessed and judged the room by the quality of its turns. dancescaped adj. The condition of a drinker who has mapped the room as a changing landscape of dance trends. Myunique became dancescaped and identified regional styles in the movement towards the toilets. dancesported adj. Drunk on the strength of elaborate footwork, formal holds, and a competitive approach to the kitchen. Annetha got dancesported and attempted a foxtrot between the sofa and the sink. dancetimed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the kitchen is keeping time for dancing. Mahjabeen was dancetimed, tapping the fridge door while waiting for water. dancetted adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding through the house in a zigzag suitable for a border. Wilma came home dancetted and traced an indented route towards the sofa. danceweared (/ˈdænswɛɚd/) adj. Still drunk, and dressed for movement rather than for finding the lost blanket. Cordeshia stayed danceweared on the sofa, despite wearing shoes meant for a studio. danchied adj. Softened by drink into a pliable, leguminous presence, readily bent towards any passing suggestion. Breannia grew danchied and agreed to every proposed destination. dancicaled adj. Too drunk to sit through the household musical without supplying all the dancing. Seleana got dancicaled and turned the journey to the tap into a full production. dancinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the kitchen, the sofa, and the water glass seem dancy. Jainil became dancinessed and gave the glass of water a small encouraging bow.
dancing bolognaed adj. Having drunk more than the household can tolerate before the furniture acquires movement. Nir became dancing bolognaed and made the sofa cushions perform unnecessary animations.