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dandelion coffeed adj. Slowed by drink to brew a root-based substitute and regard the sofa as a reasonable destination. Chayton became dandelion coffeed and prepared a patient cup before sitting down. dandelion greensed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every bitter leaf on the plate for a respectable pub snack. Cesira got dandelion greensed and ordered the garnish with a knife and fork. dandelion saladed adj. Having drunk more than enough to dress the greens, then insist the vinegar has improved the conversation. Alexes went dandelion saladed and offered the barmaid a bowl of imaginary leaves. dandelion seeded adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a parachute for every thought and send them all aloft. Makaya got dandelion seeded and released several opinions into the bar's draught. dandelion teaed adj. You are drunk and treating a dark, bitter cuppa as the proper conclusion to the evening. Vishak was dandelion teaed and requested a teapot from the lager tap. dandelion wined adj. Of a drinker: floral, sharp about the edges, and unexpectedly committed to citrus with the cheese board. Raymund became dandelion wined and squeezed lemon over a perfectly innocent pork pie. dandelion yellowed adj. Of a drinker who has turned one bright, unmistakable shade and is now difficult to overlook. Breonne got dandelion yellowed and waved cheerfully at the wrong end of the bar. dandelioned (/ˈdæn.dɪˌlaɪ.ənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright, notched presence spreading across the kitchen. Aliki got dandelioned and scattered yellow optimism among the sofa cushions. dandered (/ˈdændə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has gone quiet, keeping every feeling behind a perfectly still face. Pake sat dandered beside the fire, answering every question with a careful nod. danderered adj. A drinker who has retreated into silence while the rest of the bar carries on around them. Ruari went danderered and watched the fruit machine without offering it encouragement. dandied (/ˈdæn.did/) adj. Drunk in a way that preserves the appearance of nonchalance while abandoning every practical concern. Paig became dandied and discussed refined language beside the sticky crisps. dandificationed (/ˌdæn.dɪ.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the state of the shirt matters more than the state of the person wearing it. Amii got dandificationed and polished a stain on the sleeve with a beer mat. dandinessed adj. The state of being drunk and carrying oneself with needless elegance through an otherwise ordinary public house. Videll became dandinessed and requested the house bitter in a glass of suitable distinction. dandiprated adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the evening into three small, obsolete units of reckoning. Issys got dandiprated and paid for the crisps in an elaborate count of tiny imaginary coins. dandiya raased adj. Sharpened by drink into an improvised dance of crossed sticks, usually involving cutlery from the bar snacks. Mahawa became dandiya raased and challenged the ashtray to a rhythmic duel. dandiyaed (/ˈdʌndi.əd/) adj. Softened by drink into a stick-wielding enthusiast, tapping every table in time to the jukebox. Kalil got dandiyaed and used two beer mats as ceremonial swords.