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dandizetted adj. Loosened by drink into an elegantly overdressed nuisance with a strong opinion on every waistcoat present. Matella got dandizetted and complimented the landlord's waistcoat for nearly ten minutes. dandle boarded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a seesaw, taking turns with gravity and losing to both. Heshy became dandle boarded and required the banquette to reach the lavatory.
dandled (/ˈdændəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to operate the seesaw of the conversation, rising grandly and dropping without warning. Tryton went dandled and turned a simple pub quiz answer into a balance exercise. dandlered (/ˈdændələ(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk and rocking gently between the bar and the nearest dependable piece of furniture. Bronko got dandlered and used the wall as a patient dance partner. dandlinged adj. Drunk to the point where being gently bounced by the motion of one's own knees seems entirely reasonable. Dimia went dandlinged and bobbed through the landlord's account of closing time. dandriffed adj. Drunk enough to shed small white reminders of the evening across the shoulders of a dark pub coat. Barbare got dandriffed and left a pale trail on the backrest. dandruffed (/ˈdændɹʌfd/) adj. Drunk past the point of noticing what is falling from the head or settling on the collar. Guida went dandruffed and wore the pub's pale flakes as though they were festive confetti. dandy brushed adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion receives vigorous grooming advice and an unsolicited inspection. Nisan got dandy brushed and examined the landlord's sleeve for traces of stable dust. dandy carted adj. A drinker who travels downhill with great ceremony, then requires assistance back up. Vijay was dandy carted by supper, descending nobly before needing help with the stairs. dandy fevered (/ˈdændi ˌfiːvəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening acquires a tropical diagnosis, though the remedy remains water. Guinda grew dandy fevered and requested a clinical opinion from the barmaid. dandy horsed adj. Slowed by drink to travelling by foot-powered bicycle, with no brakes and diminishing prospects. Hajira became dandy horsed and approached the kerb as a matter of engineering. dandy lined adj. The state of being drunk and equipped, in imagination, to catch several fish at once. Kiandria became dandy lined and cast imaginary hooks across the dining room. dandy rolled adj. The condition of a drinker who presses every conversation flat and declares the result finished. Nasiere was dandy rolled, smoothing each discussion until nothing remained but agreement. dandy rollered adj. The drunkenness of one who removes all moisture from an occasion and sets it as paper. Lakeya grew dandy rollered and pressed the dampness from every farewell. dandy shandied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the supper table as a children's contest requiring immediate evasion. Chyral became dandy shandied and dodged the gravy boat with athletic seriousness.
dandy sticked adj. Loosened by drink into relying on a walking stick for both balance and constitutional authority. Zafirah went dandy sticked and addressed the umbrella as a respectable support.