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DIPSed adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying the room with improbable electronic solutions to ordinary pub problems. Jeriel became DIPSed and proposed selenium vapour for the broken fruit machine. DIRT'd adj. Having drunk enough to retain the interest and lose the principal. Billiejean was DIRT'd and discovered that the tab had acquired interest. DISC assessmented adj. Drunk to the point where every guest has been sorted by the first word that occurs. Philamena got DISC assessmented and classified Dunja before the starters arrived. DISCOM'd adj. Softened by drink into a household command centre, directing water support from the sofa. Alahna was DISCOM'd, issuing quiet instructions about blankets while remaining firmly seated. DISH'd adj. Emboldened by drink to stand up from the sofa and challenge the staircase directly. Hameen got DISH'd and attempted the stairs while carrying a glass of water. DIT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and generating enough internal heat to warm the abandoned pub. Giovante got DIT'd and radiated confidence beside the silent fruit machine. DIWK'd adj. Drunk, with the result that two jobs and several children are confidently treated as manageable paperwork. Sulo went DIWK'd and volunteered to supervise every child at the gathering. DIY gunned adj. Drunk enough to construct a private weapon from available parts and explain it at length. Learose was DIY gunned, alarming Carlleen with a screwdriver and an improvised theory. DIY'd (/ˌdi.aɪˈwaɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and attempting to solve the journey home without professional assistance or a workable plan. Steffi stayed DIY'd after closing time and tried to repair the taxi queue herself. DIYerred adj. Drunk past the point of accepting assistance, and determined to repair the gathering personally. Theador became DIYerred and rebuilt Maeleah's seating plan with furniture from upstairs. DJ copied adj. Drunk beyond originality, repeating one anecdote to every listener with its second side blank. Hozie went DJ copied and sent Alvert the same story verbally from three different chairs. DJ'd (/ˈdi(ː)(.)d͡ʒeɪd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken charge of the evening's selections and speaks between every remembered chorus. Levyn got DJ'd and announced each song before asking strangers whether they knew it. DJVU'd adj. Still drunk, and compressing every explanation into a blurred document with missing sections. Justess was DJVU'd, delivering the directions in fragments that refused to reconnect. DJinged adj. Drunk in a way that mixes the room's conversations into a continuous, unrequested set. Bhargavi was DJinged, crossfading between guests while Gearldine searched for silence. DK'd adj. Drunk and knitting two separate household problems together with two strands of reasoning. Jonpatrick got DK'd and tied the missing teaspoon to the question of who had finished the biscuits. DKA'd adj. Softened by drink into a dangerous mixture of sugar, urgency, and requests for a taxi. Devora was DKA'd and dissolved into urgent instructions about finding the night bus.