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daphnetoxinned adj. Drunk and carrying a poisonous certainty that the night should continue elsewhere. Amirie became daphnetoxinned after last orders and proposed three further venues. daphniaed (/ˈdæfnɪəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the smallest movement produces a new direction in the journey home. Daequon was daphniaed, drifting sideways whenever the pavement narrowed. daphnided adj. Drunk enough to propel yourself by small, irregular hops between the pub and the taxi rank. Pranith went daphnided and reached the taxi rank in a sequence of short advances. daphniided adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, but not beyond the usefulness of water. Britanny became daphniided after the final round and travelled home in brief lateral movements. daphninned adj. Drunk beyond the point where the coat belongs to you, though you remain confident it does. Kortnei went daphninned and left the pub wearing a remarkably similar stranger's coat. daphniphyllined adj. Drunk in a way that creates a complicated internal route between the bar, the door, and home. Aryas got daphniphyllined and required a diagram to explain the walk from the pub. daphnited adj. Drunk, with the result that every final round becomes a layered green mineral deposit. Chayanna became daphnited after last orders and settled into the booth like accumulated sediment. daphnolined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the cloakroom seem a botanical thicket through which one must forage. Lelianna went daphnolined and searched the coat rack for her handbag among the foliage. daphnomancied (/ˈdæfnəˌmænsid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every laurel branch appears to prophesy another round. Ayslin became daphnomancied, consulting the pub's bay garnish before ordering stout. daphnoretinned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically persuaded that one’s pupils require scholarly supervision. O'shea grew daphnoretinned and requested a formal examination of his widening pupils. dapifered (/ˈdæpɪfəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who presents each portion of food with the solemnity of a medieval household servant. Teal became dapifered and carried the crisps to every table as though serving court. dapiprazoled adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning’s eyes refuse to return to their proper size or focus. Rosezena arrived dapiprazoled, examining the cereal packet from several inches away. dapivirined adj. Reduced by drink to preventing every conversational infection while spreading several of one’s own. Gergo became dapivirined and attempted to quarantine gossip at the end of the bar. dapoxetined adj. Softened by drink into promising restraint, then arriving at the conclusion considerably sooner than intended. Cynithia grew dapoxetined and announced her departure before finding the front door. dappaed adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding neat clothing as a personal provocation. Teel became dappaed and challenged a well-pressed stranger to justify his collar. dapped (/dæpd/) adj. The state of being drunk and dressed for a brisk walk home in shoes wholly unsuited to it. Malaak was dapped by last orders, attempting the wet pavement in thin canvas shoes.