darglitazoned
dark ambiented

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darglitazoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and prescribing a complicated remedy for a problem nobody reported. Morayma became darglitazoned and proposed a treatment plan for the pub's tired carpet. dargsmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and volunteering for manual tasks beyond your remaining judgement. Akriti was dargsmanned and offered to rebuild the landlord's shed before leaving.
dargued adj. Drunk in a way that turns a modest day's work into a personal undertaking. Rockne got dargued and accepted a quantity of work normally assigned to three people. daricked adj. Too drunk to distinguish historical currency from permission to spend freely. Brenasia got daricked and offered a gold coin for the taxi fare. daridorexanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to recommend sleep while taking firm steps away from it. Tochukwu became daridorexanted and prescribed bedtime, then ordered another drink. daried (/ˈdɑːɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and mistaking a field crop for a complete solution to breakfast. Laurrie was daried and recommended grain to everyone instead of ordering food. darifenacinned (/ˌdæɹ.əˈfɛn.əs.ɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to promise immediate control over every urgent situation. Zalie was darifenacinned and assured the whole table that nothing could get out of hand. darinaparsinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely explain, and proposing chemistry as the remedy. Cheryla became darinaparsinned and diagnosed the dispute as an organoarsenic imbalance. daringed (/ˈdɛə.ɹɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake boldness for a sound basis for action. Jyles got daringed and challenged the pub quiz team to a rematch he had not attended. daringnessed adj. You are drunk and treating audacity as evidence that the plan has merit. Portlynn was daringnessed and proposed walking home through the ornamental lake. darioled adj. Of a drinker: filled with sweet certainty, and liable to collapse when handled. Covy was darioled and insisted the pudding course required a formal entrance. darioned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the fragrance and general presence of a Southeast Asian fruit. Hanson grew darioned after the third round and was given the window seat. dark academiaed adj. A drinker who has turned a minor disagreement into a gloomy seminar on literature and mortality. Monserrat became dark academiaed and defended the bar snacks through classical allusion. dark academicked adj. The state of being drunk and confidently tragic about an entirely ordinary inconvenience. Valdine became dark academicked when the pub ran out of the preferred crisps. dark aged adj. The condition of a drinker who has declared the evening intellectually ruined and continued regardless. Stoic was dark aged and blamed the empty table on a wider cultural decline.
dark ambiented adj. Reduced by drink to a low, spacious hum, making confident decisions at barely audible volume. Steffane went dark ambiented and quietly rearranged the pub's furniture for atmosphere.