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DKC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every youthful proposal is answered with ancestral certainty. Keonna went DKC'd and rejected Juanna's shortcut as insufficiently traditional. DKE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently undertaking work for which sober people seek instructions. Brigden got DKE'd and offered to rewire the fruit machine. DKIM'd (/ˈdiːˌkɪmd/) adj. Drunk beyond successful authentication, with every account of last night suspected of spoofing. Kubilay was DKIM'd, unable to authenticate his own version of events over coffee. DKP'd adj. Reduced by drink to a score-bearing creature, awarding points for kills that occurred only in conversation. Azria got DKP'd and awarded herself points for defeating the staircase. DKred adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening's entire economy to the price of another round. Muggie went DKred and calculated the remaining coins on the back of a coaster. DL'd adj. Describing a drinker who has transferred the evening into memory, with several files corrupted on arrival. Shavy was DL'd by last orders and could not retrieve the name of the street. DLB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who sees every flicker in the pub lighting as a meaningful visitation. Makaiyah got DLB'd and asked whether the mirror had just nodded at him. DLBCL'd adj. Drunk, with the result that one large, diffuse social mass has formed around the bar. Jahmarion got DLBCL'd and absorbed Fidelis into an expanding conversation about nothing. DLC'd adj. Of a drinker: accompanied by additional material not present in the original release. Rodna arrived DLC'd, bringing an extended account of the quarrel at the taxi rank. DLE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has deposited two layers of the evening on the pavement outside. Shellisa went DLE'd before Jovany could get her past the taxi queue. DLEK'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a suspiciously layered gaze and requires careful handling near bright lights. Jovanna was DLEK'd, her layered stare passing through the conversation without forming connections. DLF'd adj. Drunk to the point where the journey to the sofa is completed last, despite beginning first. Dlila was DLF'd by the time everyone else had reached the kitchen and found water. DLL helled adj. Drunk to a degree that incompatible versions of the same conversation prevent anyone from proceeding. Kristiena was DLL helled, while Elgina tried three incompatible explanations of the evening. DLL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and passing every message between the bar and the taxi incorrectly. Aseelah was DLL'd, relaying the taxi's arrival through three coats and two abandoned glasses. DLLME'd adj. Drunk enough to extract a minute quantity of sense from one liquid situation into another, with considerable ceremony. Gorje became DLLME'd and transferred one usable suggestion from the punch into the taxi. DLN'd adj. Having drunk enough to reduce your identity to a number and still misremember it. Yasuri was DLN'd, reciting invented numbers whenever anyone asked her name.