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dark stored adj. Drunk, with the result that all provisions are privately warehoused and none are available to the public. Jayko went dark stored and hid the remaining sausage rolls behind the till. dark territoried adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the track uncontrolled, the signals silent, and the person proceeding regardless. Galyn became dark territoried and crossed the dance floor without attending to signals. dark thirtied adj. Of a drinker who has reached the hour at which finding the front door outranks all remaining plans. Yesh was dark thirtied by last orders and searched the pub for the exit sign. dark tourismed adj. Drunk on the strength of solemn recollection, particularly the former atrocity represented by a disappointing buffet. Valle became dark tourismed and inspected the pub's historical stains with reverence. dark touristed adj. Drunk since last orders, and visiting former disasters recreationally, beginning with one's own messages. Deyonne was dark touristed, rereading last night's texts as sites of personal catastrophe. dark trafficked adj. Drunk by the third round, and generating movements whose origin analytics cannot establish. Syasia went dark trafficked and appeared in three unrelated parts of the pub. dark vowelled adj. Describing a drinker who has moved the conversation backwards in the mouth and the evening forwards towards departure. Lindsi grew dark vowelled while explaining the route home to an unconvinced driver. dark waved adj. Drunk by the third round, and communicating chiefly through sorrowful music. Lourd was dark waved by three drinks and selected the bleakest song on the machine. dark-activitied adj. Still drunk, and exhibiting nocturnal behaviour best summarised as searching for one shoe. Jerusha remained dark-activitied, foraging through the hallway after midnight. dark-blue snakeweeded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a blue runner on the floor for vegetation and avoid it carefully. Abdulelah became dark-blue snakeweeded and stepped round the rug as though it might grow. dark-eyed juncoed adj. Too drunk to offer more than a small, winter-coloured hop before settling beneath the table. Shadiyah went dark-eyed juncoed and made one neat hop towards the crisps. dark-lanterned adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that concealing the light improves the route rather than the discretion. Distiny got dark-lanterned and searched the kitchen with one hand over her phone torch. dark-lanthorned adj. Loosened by drink into a person who lets small beams of attention escape in every direction. Satira became dark-lanthorned and shone brief opinions across the entire bar. dark-necked tailorbirded adj. Sufficiently drunk to stitch together a nest of excuses, using the collar as the principal material. Kaidance became dark-necked tailorbirded and tailored an elaborate excuse from her scarf. dark-sided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one with less illumination than the conversation requires. Boiken spent the evening dark-sided, sitting on the unlit side of the garden table. dark-zillaed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire table as though a vacuum phase change were imminent. Melvalene got dark-zillaed and subjected three unwilling listeners to energetic collision theory.