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darlinghooded adj. Having drunk more than necessary to enter a condition of general endearment. Guiseppi was darlinghooded and praised the pub's least comfortable chair. darlingnessed adj. You have drunk enough to consider an otherwise ordinary object adorable. Deneva got darlingnessed and complimented the till receipt on its proportions. darlingtoniaed adj. You are drunk and retaining liquid in a tall, rather botanical manner. Gautham stood darlingtoniaed beside the bar, holding his pint with pitcher-plant dignity. darmstadtiumed (/dɑːɹmˈʃtɑːtiəmd/) adj. Of a drinker: rare, heavy, and not expected to remain available for long. Aubryella was darmstadtiumed, appearing briefly at the bar before becoming theoretical. darnationed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's ordinary discomforts as a modest foretaste of hell. Andrena was darnationed, regarding the toaster with the suspicion usually reserved for eternal punishment. darndested adj. Describing a drinker who is making his best effort, though the effort has wandered. Cherree was darndested, attempting the pub quiz with admirable but misplaced confidence. darned (/dɑːnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reached the point at which damn becomes unnecessarily elaborate. Aveigha was darned and used the euphemism while dropping a spoon. darnedested (/ˈdɑːndɪstd/) adj. A drinker who has reached his best effort and is now applying it to minor matters. Jahnique was darnedested, giving the coat hooks her fullest consideration. darnelled (/ˈdɑːnəɫd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the questionable properties of tainted ryegrass. Candic was darnelled and regarded the wheat in the bread as personal evidence. darnered (/ˈdɑːnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to repairing imaginary holes in the evening's fabric. Jusuf was darnered and attempted to mend a tear that was not present. darnested adj. A drinker so far gone that his best effort consists of selecting a chair. Martae was darnested and treated the nearest chair as a successful conclusion. darnexed adj. Emboldened by drink to hang about in heavy, decorative folds. Phi was darnexed and draped himself over the armchair. darning egged adj. Softened by drink into a firm, oval support for repairs that nobody has requested. Wilde was darning egged and sat rigidly while Alzira inspected his unbroken sock. darning lasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on any solid object to keep upright. Jasai spent the final hour leaning on the bar, darning lasted but conversationally intact. darning mushroomed adj. Still drunk, and using the nearest rounded support to keep the evening from collapsing. Odos was darning mushroomed, steadying himself on the hat stand between courses. darning needled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sewing implement from a suitable instrument for pointing at people. Marcelene became darning needled and conducted the conversation with a breadstick.