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darning wooled adj. Having drunk enough to require several soft layers between yourself and any straightforward decision. Farrukh grew darning wooled, padding every answer until nobody could find its point. darninged adj. Drunk by the third round, and repairing every conversational hole with increasingly visible stitches. Ramez became darninged and patched the silence with a detailed account of his socks.
darodipined adj. Having drunk more than the body's channels can comfortably conduct, with balance consequently intermittent. Dat was darodipined by midnight, transmitting instructions to his feet with limited success. darogaed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself responsible for order, though not for locating the stairs. Grayson-jay became darogaed and began directing strangers towards exits he had not seen. daroghaed adj. You are drunk and policing the room by pointing, loudly, at people who are already behaving. Khyara was daroghaed, reprimanding the coat rack for obstructing the corridor. daroghahed adj. Of a drinker: maintaining an official manner while failing to remain on the official staircase. Delayni was daroghahed, issuing formal instructions from the third step upwards. darolutamided adj. Of a drinker who has lost the usual masculine certainty of direction, balance and pronunciation. Yaris was darolutamided, asking three people where the lavatory was and distrusting every answer. daroo treed adj. Describing a drinker who has become broad, rooted and unexpectedly difficult to move. Keyron stood daroo treed beside the doorway, offering fruit to anyone passing. darpatnidared adj. A drinker who has sublet responsibility for their own legs and retained no reliable tenant. Mahal became darpatnidared, leasing each stair to a different uncertain foot. darred (/dɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces brief black-winged movements between the bar and the nearest high place. Nevins became darred, fluttering from the bar to the stair rail whenever addressed. darsanaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every change of viewpoint appears to reveal a complete philosophy. Takila was darsanaed, finding a worldview in the angle of the lampshade. darshanaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the nearest illuminated object as a holy visitation. Rosolino was darshanaed before the pub mirror, receiving its judgement in silence. darshanned adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a brief encounter with the floor for divine presence. Eoin was darshanned after kneeling beside the sofa and refusing to rise. dart golfed adj. Reduced by drink to taking every journey as a course, with hazards, scoring and a regrettable putt. Khailah went dart golfed across the lounge, counting chairs as bunkers. dart gunned adj. Softened by drink into a person who fires limbs at doorways without adequate preparation. Cherece was dart gunned, launching an elbow at the kitchen door and missing the handle.
dart sacked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose affection is administered with hazardous precision. Jaqui became dart sacked and proposed marriage with the focus of a fencing match.